Nuevo Malacatos

Nuevo Malacatos Hands-on sustainable experiences through farming that teach the community to stay on the land, live in the moment, and leave a lasting legacy.

06/02/2026

They had me thinking they were going through a strike, but turns out they just started an unapproved off-grid startup. 🤣🤣

💼 Cold case closed. How many do you think are in here?

05/31/2026

The Hens and Chico getting a Sunday morning treat, enjoy the sweet sounds of happiness on the farm.

☀️

05/30/2026

Tell me your goat is a extra without telling me your goat is a extra. 🐐

​Bucko refuses to graze like a regular farm animal. No, his grass must be hand-harvested and served on a human platter.

5 stars on Yelp, apparently. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

​ FarmHumor

05/29/2026

Let's take a walk through the strawberry garden.

Gardeners, take note! 📝 Strawberries love a good neighbor. Planting them near herbs like thyme can actually boost their flavor and keep pests away. Just keep them away from old tomato spots! 🍅❌ Drop your strawberry growing questions below! 👇

05/28/2026

Taking in the sunset aboard the Nova Star never gets old.

Come see for yourself!

05/27/2026

What’s Included in Your 30-Day Stay:
🏡 The Off Grid Cabin: Cozy, insulated off-grid A-frame Cabin that comfortably sleeps up to 4, shared toilets. Cabin complete with loft (queen-size mattress), a pull-out couch (double bed), a table for four, a cabinet, and a wood stove for cooking. Solar-powered lights; includes a charging station with the solar panel. 

🍳 The Amenities: Outdoor fire pit for cooking and nightly marshmellow roasting, seating area, raised garden beds for planting, basic dishes, linens. 

🌲 The Property: Book your exclusive time with the goats or morning egg collection with the chickens for an additional fee. Lots of fun nature lead programming on site for kids. 

📍 The Location: Minutes from the beautiful beaches of Presqu'ile Provincial Park, the 401 and local Brighton amenities.

Note: To maintain the farm's serenity and safety, we accept bookings exclusively from families and intentional nature-lovers. A security deposit is required to secure your month.

📅 Ready to claim your family's slow-summer month? DM us today for details and availability! 

The Value Math: While a typical Ontario cottage can easily cost $2,000+ for just one week, we are offering a full 30-day rental for $1,875. That breaks down to just $62.50 a night.

05/27/2026

Join us for Solstice, Wax & Wildflowers—an immersive, beginner-friendly Encaustic Workshop hosted by the incredibly talented mixed media artist, Brandy Ringelmann.

​Come spend a beautiful Sunday connecting with nature, tapping into your creativity, and welcoming the abundance of the season at the farm you know and love. You’ll leave with 3 stunning pieces of your own custom encaustic art!

Cost $75/ person

​✨ BYPASS THE FEES and book direct! 📲 Text or Call 613-242-5165 to secure your spot today. Spaces are limited!

05/26/2026

Happiness is the goats sharing their home to one hen who still likes to lay her eggs there everyday, as it was her home last winter before the goats moved to that spot. 🐔❤️🐐

05/25/2026

The longest day of the year deserves an unforgettable celebration. 🌾☀️🌻

​How are you spending your Summer Solstice?

Cozy up to nature, creativity, and community at ​the Solstice, Wax & Wildflowers Workshop presented by Brandy Ringelmann.

This is your opportunity to come welcome summer at the farm.

​📅 Sunday, June 21 | 11:00 AM – 3:00 PM

​🎨 What: Create 3 pieces of encaustic art using molten beeswax, layered papers, and delicate pressed wildflowers.

​✨ BYPASS THE FEES and secure your spot directly! 📲 Text or Call 613-242-5165 to book your seat at the table today. Spaces are limited!

Address

15120 Telephone Road E
Brighton, ON
K0K1H0

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 8pm
Tuesday 7am - 8pm
Wednesday 7am - 8pm
Thursday 9am - 8pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 7am - 9pm
Sunday 7am - 9pm

Telephone

+16134030576

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