12/20/2025
Meet the sad nutcracker. He’s tried his best. He’s cracked zero nuts. He’s emotionally exhausted.
This laser engraved and cut wooden nutcracker is perfect if your holiday decor leans more realistic than jolly.
• 4.5” tall and 3mm thick
• Faux leather string for hanging on your tree or as a gift tag
• Laser engraved & cut
• Made to order
Perfect for trees, gift tags, or just judging you silently from across the room.
✨ Quick pickup available
✨ Each piece will vary slightly because wood, like this nutcracker, has feelings
