28/10/2026
I'm sure he won't mind me sharing this
I just sent back a quote to this custard for wrapping his kitchen doors/drawers , worktops & a few other bits in his house
He sent me this and said 'ERMAGHHHEEERRDD, when can you book me in babes?'
Long story short, he will have a lovely new kitchen before Christmas
This may or may not be true, you decide