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07/09/2026

🕷️ Option 2: Traditional /Insect Spray

(More folklore than proven science — but lots of people swear by it!)

Same base +:

- 5–10 drops peppermint oil

- Shake well before every spray

- Spray around window frames, doorways, sills

07/09/2026

Yep mating season
— that’s the classic, no-fuss method! CONKERS 🏡🕷️ Loads of people swear by it, super simple.



🕷️ How to do it right:

- Pick fresh ones — September/October is peak season. Dried ones lose their power, so swap every 2–3 weeks or when they start shrivelling

- Scatter them along the sill, in corners, by window frames — anywhere spiders might creep in

- Whole or cut? Whole = tidier. Cut/halved = some say releases more saponins, but goes mouldy faster

- Do it inside & outside sills for extra coverage



🤔 The truth behind it:

It’s old folklore — no hard science proving it works, but the saponins conkers give off might put spiders off. Loads of UK households do it and reckon it works! 🤷‍♂️



💡 Bonus tip:

Mix with peppermint oil on cotton wool balls between them — double whammy, smells nicer too! 🌿

07/09/2026

😂 That “why didn’t I do this sooner?” feeling hits different when the gutters are finally clear.
No more overflowing, no more surprises when it rains. Just proper gutter cleaning, no nonsense.
DM me to book before the next downpour! 💪

07/09/2026

😂😂 Don't say I didn't warn ya… leaves & debris hiding the truth until I get up there!
🏡 DM me to book — don't be shocked, be prepared! 💪

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07/09/2026

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The windows still need cleaning, the gutters still need clearing, and I'm still the man to do it.Same me, same quality, ...
07/09/2026

The windows still need cleaning, the gutters still need clearing, and I'm still the man to do it.
Same me, same quality, same sparkle. 😂🪟"

REMEMBER:"Gutters do one job — carry water. Leaves do one thing — block it."Simple maths. I fix the mess! 🍂➡️🚫➡️✨
07/09/2026

REMEMBER:
"Gutters do one job — carry water. Leaves do one thing — block it."
Simple maths. I fix the mess! 🍂➡️🚫➡️✨

REMEMBER:"Leaves in gutters aren't 'autumn decor' — they're blockages."Clear ’em before the rain turns your house into a...
07/09/2026

REMEMBER:
"Leaves in gutters aren't 'autumn decor' — they're blockages."
Clear ’em before the rain turns your house into a waterfall! 🍂🚫

"Monday reality check: Your gutters are full of leaves & regret."Don't let water damage make the week worse — call me! 💧...
07/09/2026

"Monday reality check: Your gutters are full of leaves & regret."
Don't let water damage make the week worse — call me! 💧😩

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