05/02/2026
This is Cuthbert, the flashiest, most vulgar happy pill I’ve ever met. He taught me a lesson late last year, when nothing seemed to be going to plan. HE didn’t go to plan either — AT ALL — but I love him anyway. I love his flat behind, and his flat forehead, and his bloody awful yellow-glittery body. I love that he looks mildly insane (especially considering I made him in art therapy, haha), and I even love his patchy pearlescent noggin! And that’s the lesson, neighbourinos: life doesn’t care about our plans. It doesn’t care when things go t**s up. And we can’t control it — but we CAN control how we respond to it. We can embrace the chaos, and NOT beat ourselves up when life throws a few surprises into the mix — and always seek out the sparkle.