Holmes Hill Furniture

19/06/2026

19/06/2026

🤦‍♂️ OOPS… I LIED THIS MORNING! 😂

I said there were only 5 items left in the showroom… but we’ve just found 2 more tucked away! 🙈

So here they are… the actual last few pieces left in our relocation sale! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

📞 Call 01825 873607 to secure yours before someone else does
🏪 Or pop into the showroom and grab a bargain

⚠️ But don’t hang around thinking about it… at £40 for a solid oak mirror and £50 for a solid oak king-size headboard, these won’t be here for long!

🚚 Free delivery available across Sussex, Surrey & Kent

Once they’re gone… they’re GONE! 💨🛋️

😱🔥

19/06/2026

Come on let’s do this! Let’s sell out by the end of the day, just 5 items left!!!!
Call me 01825873607 or pop in to buy before they go!!!
I’ll do all side tables for 1/2 the sale price listed in video and the solid oak desk for £100!!!

18/06/2026

😳 Right... I may have got a little carried away with the pricing gun today...

And this gorgeous Scandic Oak Desk is the latest victim! 😂

Honestly, this desk is absolutely divine! 😍

🌳 Solid oak
✨ Beautiful rounded corners
✨ Gorgeous Scandi design
✨ Ideal as a desk, dressing table or home office setup

But look what I've done...

❌ RRP £419
❌ Sale Price £149
🔥 TODAY ONLY £125!! 🔥

At this point I'm basically giving the furniture away! 🤣

📞 Customers have actually been ringing up and paying for items over the phone as soon as they see these reductions because they don't want to miss out.

⚠️ We now have just 6 items left in the showroom in total!

☎️ Call now on 01825 873607
🏃‍♀️ Or pop in before I come to my senses and change my mind!

Last one available. Once it's gone, it's gone! 🔥

18/06/2026

🤫🚚 DEANO IS STILL OUT ON DELIVERIES... SO I'VE DONE IT AGAIN! 😳😂

I know, I know... he's going to kill me when he gets back! 🙈

This Carrington Side Table has gone from:

❌ RRP £149
❌ Sale Price £99
🔥 TODAY ONLY £75!! 🔥

And before anyone says "I'll think about it..." please don't wait too long! ⏳

📞 Customers are actually ringing up and paying for items over the phone as soon as they see me reducing them because they don't want to miss out.

😲 We now have just 6 items left in the showroom and once they're gone, that's it!

☎️ Call us now on 01825 873607
🏃‍♀️ Or pop into the showroom before Dean gets back and notices what I've been up to!

Last one available at this price! 🔥

18/06/2026

🤫🚨 QUICK... BEFORE DEANO SEES THIS! 🚨🤫

Dean (hubby and shop manager 😳) is out on deliveries today, and I've been left unsupervised in the showroom... which is probably a terrible idea! 😂

So I've gone rogue and reduced this gorgeous Dorchester Painted Small Side Table even more...

❌ RRP £129
❌ Sale Price £49
🔥 TODAY ONLY £35!! 🔥

If Dean sees this price when he gets back, I might be sleeping in the showroom tonight! 🤣

☎️ Call now: 01825 873607
🏃 Or pop in before he returns and realises what I've done!

Once it's gone, it's gone... and so might I be when Dean gets back! 😜

18/06/2026

😹🐭 WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY... THE MICE WILL PLAY! 🐭😹

With Dean (the shop manager) out on deliveries today 🚚, I've been left in charge of the showroom... and that can only mean one thing... 😈

🔥 TODAY ONLY EXTRA REDUCTIONS! 🔥

This stunning Elise Large Coffee Table:
❌ RRP £299
❌ Sale Price £99
✅ TODAY ONLY JUST £65!!

🤫 Don't tell Dean... he'll only put the prices back up when he gets back! 😂

⏳ Relocation Sale - everything must go!
🏃 Be quick, these deals are for TODAY ONLY and once they're gone, they're gone.

📞 Call us now: 01825 873607
🏪 Or pop into the showroom before Dean gets back! 😜

18/06/2026

🤫🤭 SHHHHH... Don't tell Dean (the shop manager!) while he's out on deliveries... 🚚😂

I've decided to reduce a few things EVEN MORE... but for TODAY ONLY! 🔥

This beautiful Moreton Oak Lamp Table...
❌ RRP £119
❌ Sale Price £99
✅ TODAY ONLY £70!!

🏃‍♀️ Be quick though – once the last few clearance items are gone, they're gone for good!

📞 Ring us on 01825 873607
🏪 Or pop into the showroom today

Only 6 clearance items left at these crazy prices! 😱

18/06/2026

EDIT: NOW SOLD
🪑🔥 OAK DINING CHAIRS DEAL ALERT! 🔥🪑

These beautiful solid oak chairs are currently reduced to just £50 each... that's £200 for the set of 4! 🤯

BUT... if you call us today ☎️ or pop into the showroom today 🚗, I'll let all 4 chairs go for just £175! 💥

😲 That's LESS than the cost of ONE chair at their full RRP of £179 each!

⏳ Relocation Sale – everything must go!
🏃 Once they're gone, they're gone!
🚚 Free delivery across Sussex, Surrey & Kent

📍 Holmes Hill Furniture
📞 01825 873607