Sweary Card Lady

09/06/2026

It’s one of those very windy very sunny days in that I love ❤️

08/06/2026

08/06/2026

🚨 THIS SUNDAY! 🚨

We’ll be causing a mild disturbance at the 1st ever Sunday Collective Market at the Seabank Hotel, Porthcawl, with a fresh stack of rude, cheeky and laugh-out-loud greeting cards and giftwrap. 😏

Birthdays, weddings, breakups, congratulations, questionable life choices… we’ve got a card for all of it.

Pop by, have a browse, have a giggle, and maybe take home something that’ll get you into trouble.

📍 The Seabank Hotel
📅 Sunday 14th June, 10am - 3pm.

See you there, you lovely bunch. ❤️

08/06/2026

😍🐶🐾❤️ All the babies - Barnacle and Peggy are rescues from . Cleo and Luna are the OG crew - bonded pair both 12 years old this year.

06/06/2026

🤩 Fan faves from , a little something for everyone! 😍

05/06/2026

🍒 Stories from my stand: Lovely Dutch gift website team stop by, I show them my catalogue. Sweary one way & slightly less Sweary the other. I’m flicking through the pages, one of the ladies shouts “I love your boobs!” I reply with “Well, that’s very kind of you to say, but we’ve only just met!” we were all 🤣 and she was 😳🤣 for a good 10 mins. On her way out I winked and she “see ya later, darling!” 🤣🤪 🍒

05/06/2026

Triumphant “minge”! 🌮 Stories from my stand: Guy walks up and starts giggling and says “Well I haven’t learnt any new swear words from you today!” Then shouts “Minge! You haven’t got minge on a card!” I say “Oh yes I do have minge, sir!” points to this card.

04/06/2026

FFS grin, but now safely back in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿. Off for a cheeky limoncello with my mum aaaannnnnnddddd relax 🧘🏼‍♀️

04/06/2026

🫩This accurately describes how I look and feel post ! The 🚙 drive back from the big smoke to sunny Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 feels especially loooooong today! Thank you to everyone who stopped by our stand for a giggle and a chat! And big thanks to all my new exhibitor pals I made along the way .santacreu and .art. Special mention to the porters and venue staff at and all the team 😘