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09/03/2026

Hang on… let me overthink this. 🤔💭

You know that moment when someone asks a simple question and suddenly your brain opens 47 tabs at once? Yeah… same. That’s exactly the vibe of this plate. Perfect for kitchens, coffee corners, desks, or anywhere you pause mid-life-decision to spiral just a little bit.

Because sometimes the most accurate home décor is the one that quietly says:
“Give me a minute… I’m still analysing the situation from 12 different angles.” 😂

This decorative plate is now live in my Etsy store and ready to add a little humour (and a lot of relatable energy) to your space.

✨ links in my bio as always — go have a peek!

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08/03/2026

“I’m just a girl” 💅💗

You’ve probably seen this trend all over social media lately.

But it’s also about something bigger… because “just a girl” used to be the kind of phrase meant to make women feel smaller. Now we’re taking it back and making it our own.

Because apparently being “just a girl” can also mean:
✨ running businesses
✨ creating cool things
✨ supporting other women
✨ and doing approximately 47 things at once

Funny how that works.

This International Women’s Day, here’s to taking the phrases that once held us back and turning them into something powerful (and a little bit funny).

As always, stockists and my Etsy store are linked in bio 🔗

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01/03/2026

A little something for the neuro-spicy babes 🖤

“A touch of the ’tism” — because sometimes it’s just a pinch… and sometimes it’s the whole pepper pot.

Made for the overthinkers, the hyper-fixators, the texture detectives, the routine royalty, the parallel players, the info-dump champions and the “why am I like this?” icons.

This decorative plate is for feeling seen, having a laugh, and sticking a bit of solidarity on your wall.

✨ Restocked on Etsy — and it sold out in half an hour last time, so grab yours quick. ✨

No judgement. No stereotypes. Just vibes, validation, and very good crockery.

17/02/2026

All I want is a crispy Diet Coke. ❄️🥤

A literal gift from the gods. ✨⚡️

Not a green juice. Not a wellness podcast. Just that first fizzy sip after a long day.

For the modern-day person living in their Diet Coke era 😉

Grab yours — link in bio 🔗

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16/02/2026

Dearest Gentle Reader… 💌✨

It has come to this author’s attention that passion is once again in the air — and with the remainder of Bridgerton Season 4 gracing our screens at the end of February, one simply cannot help but feel… aflame. 🔥

This particular piece was inspired by those unforgettable Season 1 scenes — you know the ones. If you know, you know. 👀💋

“I Burn For You” — a declaration fit for a Duke, a Viscount… or perhaps someone rather closer to home. 💘 The most perfect gift for any devoted fan — or for that special someone to whom you wish to confess your most ardent affections (subtlety optional).

Lovingly upcycled by yours truly, I transform vintage crockery into sassy, playful and delightfully topical treasures — because even fine china deserves a little scandal. ☕🌹

Should you wish to secure such a statement before the ton begins whispering, do visit my page and step into my Etsy boutique (link in bio, of course). One mustn’t delay when matters of the heart are concerned.

Yours in society and scandal,
Lady Whistledown ✒️✨

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15/02/2026

Unknown Bodily Fluid — because nothing says family gathering like elegant porcelain and immediate silence.

Pour it.
Lock eyes.
Say nothing. 😌

Part of our new range, landing on Etsy within the next day or so. Bring chaos to the table — politely.

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14/02/2026

Happy ❤️ Valentine’s Day lovers!!!

Anyone remember that iconic EastEnders alphabet spaghetti proposal moment from the noughties? 👀🍝 Well… here’s the glow-up ✨

Introducing my new decorative “Marry Me” plate 💍🤍
Because if you’ve been wondering how on earth to pop the question without turning into a total nervous wreck… I’ve got you.

How DARN cute would this be?! 🥹
Serve up a sweet treat, place it down casually, and let the plate do the big scary question for you. Zero spaghetti letters required 😉

I’ve made a small handful in different designs and they’ll be landing with select stockists on Etsy very soon… just in time for all the love-filled moments 💌

✨ VERY IMPORTANT ✨
If you get engaged using one of these plates, you must take a photo and tag me! The FIRST couple to do so will get a special little treat from me to say CONGRATS 🥂💝

Here’s to love, bold moves, and proposals with a little extra charm 💕

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01/02/2026

This china plate is for the people who bite their tongue, smile politely, and scream internally. Consider it your spokesperson. It says go f**k yourself so you don’t have to — quietly, beautifully, and with maximum impact.

Delicate china. Aggressive message. The perfect gift for anyone who’s done being nice but still has taste. Because sometimes the loudest thing in the room is a very pretty plate.

🎁 Thoughtful. Petty. Timeless.
🛍 Stockists + online Etsy store — link in bio

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31/01/2026

Looking for a housewarming gift for someone who literally has everything? 🏡✨
Home life is chaotic—tea stains on the carpet, socks staging a rebellion, and the Wi‑Fi cutting out at the worst moment. 😂 Give them decor that talks just as much as the nosey neighbour who thinks she owns the parking space outside her door and will judge your life choices before you’ve even hung the welcome mat. 🛋️💬

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25/01/2026

We recently sent this order to one of our lovely local customers ✨
The plate featured is our Charlie Uniform November Tango plate — and honestly… it understood the assignment.

She told us she was creating an eclectic gallery wall using our plates, and of course we had to see it!!

Safe to say, we’re obsessed 🤍
Proof that statement plates don’t just hang on walls… they show up.

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Weston-Super-Mare

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https://vintagevulgaremp.etsy.com/

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