06/11/2025
50 Orders Down… Infinity To Go!
Our tiny store just hit its first 50 orders, and honestly? We’re doing a happy dance that should stay off the internet.
Huge love to everyone who ordered, stalked the store, added to cart, abandoned cart (we see you 👀), and came back anyway.
Thanks for trusting us, hyping us, and letting us sneak into your homes with our products.
Here’s to bigger numbers, louder celebrations, and you sticking around for the chaos.