The Original Porch Goose

05/23/2026

05/23/2026

Watercolor Goose Cards are now available for $38 shipped. ❤️🪿

Peyton, the artist behind The Original Porch Goose™, has been in the ICU for nearly a month after a sudden and severe case of tetanus from a small gardening injury. By the grace of her strength, resilience and determination she is slowly beginning recovery, but she has a long road ahead and cannot paint right now.

As her mom, I wanted to find a small way to help support her during this difficult time, so I created these hand-painted watercolor goose cards in her honor. Each one is original, painted by hand, and made with lots of love.

If you’d like one, please DM me. Thank you all so much for the prayers, kindness, and support you’ve shown our family. It truly means everything.

Love ❤️,

Peyton’s Mom

05/02/2026

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04/27/2026

The child she wishes she had… 🤔 🪿

04/27/2026

“If they can't handle your full flap - your full squawk - they’re not your flock.” - The Original Porch Goose™

04/26/2026

“Your ‘to-do’ list should never outrank your ‘to-rest’ list. Even I sit down once in a while. Gracefully. In a puddle.” - The Original Porch Goose™

04/25/2026

“Not everyone deserves access to your soft underfeathers. Let them earn the honk.” - The Original Porch Goose™

04/25/2026

🌸🪿 SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY: MOTHER’S DAY EDITION 🪿🌸

Skip the wilted flowers.
Upgrade Mom to something with… opinions.

The Original Porch Goose™ -
charming, permanent, and just judgmental enough to feel like family.

💲 $180
📍 NJ pickup or delivery
📩 Message to claim Mom’s new favorite child

Because nothing says “I love you” like a goose that will outlive us all.

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04/24/2026

“Listen, if you’re going to carry all that emotional baggage, at least match your luggage.” - The Original Porch Goose™