08/01/2026
Internet dating wisdom says that you should see 3 men at the same time so you will not get obsessed with one and make poor decisions.
So, to prevent me from becoming obsessed with my plant boyfriend Darcy Tangerine that I met at the Lowe’s clearance rack, I picked up a couple more beaus at Lowe’s today. (Internet dating wisdom says it’s a good place to find a beau, though I’m not sure they were talking about plants.)
Patio peach tree claiming to get only 5 feet tall with peaches best for cooking was the first plant boyfriend I added to the buggy. Peach jam coming next summer!!! By the way, those trees that have been in the parking lot all spring, half off!
Finally, I’ve been crushing for a while on banana trees. I think I even posted about them. Anyway, I found this dwarf cavendish banana tree for $10! He’s a little rough around the edges, but he will clean up well!
So, here we are with a growing orchard of dwarf fruit trees- tangerine, peach, and banana. Now if my fig would fruit, I might have fruit in every season!! Hopefully, I have no heartbreakers in the group. I certainly have some high maintenance options! Lowe's Home Improvement