Tuck Frump Co.

06/10/2026

For all our NY people, we were so inspired by our gorious leaders presence at the NBA Finals we decided to help everyone commemorate the first time a sitting President ever attended an NBA Finals game.

For all those thousands of fans who didn't have the chance to watch Game 3 at the watch party, or the millions of people who were inconvenienced by the orange turds vanity trip, or the fans who paid dozens, or even hundreds, of thousands of dollars for tickets only to be met by TSA at the arena, this shirt is for you!

You can always remember the run to the Larry O'Brien trophy fondly with our Tuck Frump - The City That (almost) Never Sleeps 2026 NBA Finals T-Shirt!!!

Tuck Frump Co. – 2026 NBA Finals: New York Never Sleeps Tee The City That Never Sleeps... finally found someone who does. New York is famous for its nonstop energy, bright lights, and relentless ambition. But even in the city that never sleeps, there's always one fan who can't make it through the ...

05/11/2026

The mental gymnastics anyone who supports him has to do is quite literally Olympic level at this point.

05/10/2026

Like taking candy from really stupid, racist, babies.

04/15/2026

If you want to hear the truth, ask someone from Detroit. They’ll tell you…

Jack White of the White Stripes sure didn’t mince words when talking about trump posting himself as jesus and I agree 100%!

Hey evangelical Christians? Remember that anti-Christ you been squawking about all these years and how he'd present himself as Christlike and bring about the end of days with a final war in the Middle East involving Jerusalem? Well...check out your boy now! Listen, if the felonies, epstein files, rapes, bombing of schoolchildren, gestapo ICE agents attacking his own citizens, threatening to invade Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela and Iran all didn't convince you that you fell for this deranged grifter, maybe this lil' post will? How can any so called Christian support him after this blasphemy? How could any Catholic support him after he attacks the character of their Pope multiple times? How did so many millions of people fall for this conman? He's already got worst President in the history of America on lock, but I'm gonna go ahead and take the honor of pronouncing trump "Worst American of All Time." P.S.: after some backlash (looks like SOME christians actually take their own religion seriously) trump is now saying that this AI image depicts him as a doctor for the Red Cross! He lies, then lies about the lie, then doubles down on that lie with another lie and they Just. Keep. Falling. For. It.

-Jack White

04/14/2026

Hey. It's been a minute.

We went quiet for a while. Partly strategy, partly the news cycle made us feel like writing a satirical shirt slogan was roughly as productive as shouting into a storm drain. (The drain won.)

But here's the thing — the storm drain also chickened out on tariffs, reversed on Greenland, backed down on Canada, folded on TikTok, and caved on the EU. We're calling it now: TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) is the defining meme of this administration.

So we're back. We're showing up more often. We're going to keep naming it for what it is.

And if you've been wearing the Chicken TACO tee around town — tag us. We want to see it.