Hoch-Made Designs LLC

03/28/2026

I’m baaacckkkk!!

Took a brief hiatus due to life, chaos, and an infected guinea pig bite to my dominant hand.

Yes. A guinea pig.

Guinea-rhea, if you will.

Don't worry - he's still alive. Fat. Thriving. Zero remorse.

Anyways I made this table and it’s for sale. Message me before the guinea pig buys it first....or eats it.

11/16/2025

11/13/2025

Almost done with Ralph! Just needs a couple OCD details and the base painted! I'm going to miss him. He's a good boy ❤️

11/12/2025

Meet Ralph. Concrete German Shepherd I'm in the process of refinishing. Easiest dog I've ever washed. He's a good boy. Stay tuned.... have to go back and finish filling in his black fur and my OCD finishing touches.

10/11/2025

I messed up. Is it going to be gorgeous? Yup. Is it going to take six months of sanding to get all the crevices between the slats? Yup. I don't know why I'm a ma*****st. It's just part of the package. 🤦‍♀️

10/11/2025

Got this guy a month ago. It is huge. And it is HEAVY (but yes, I moved it out of my car and inside by myself. NBD 🦾🩹🩹🩹). It has been staring at me ever since, haven't had a lot of time lately. But......here we go 😁🤞🏼

06/21/2025

Yes, I used mold release. The amount of blood, sweat and tears that went into getting the mold off this piece had me making up new curse words. Kidding about the tears. I didn't cry. Did I throw some stuff? Well, you can't prove it, can you? Now to fill in the spaces!

06/13/2025

Well this one did something fun overnight. Oh, and the blood? Don't ask because I have no idea. Yes it stings a bit, thanks for asking.

06/01/2025

This baby has held up exceptionally well considering it is from at least the 1960s-70s, possibly older. For sale if anyone is interested in giving her a good home, just message me or text me at 904-629-2656!

06/01/2025

And she's done!!