11/05/2026
Here's a non-sponsored post for your algorithm, in case yours isn't quite as gifted as mine. Pun absolutely intended. Get it? Our candles make great gifts.
Dear Facebook Algorithm,
Dude. We need to talk.
I appreciate that you know I own a candle business, but I think you've taken this relationship a little too far.
Every time I open Facebook, I'm being bombarded with ads from every candle maker on the planet announcing their Christmas collections. Christmas candles! Holiday candles! Festive wax! Look at our jars!
I KNOW. I MAKE THEM. I'M LITERALLY MAKING HUNDREDS OF THEM.
If there's one thing I do NOT need more of in my life, it's candles. My house looks like a very fragrant fire hazard with a small business attached.
What I DO need in my feed:
1. Short-legged dogs doing absolutely nothing.
2. Muscles. You know what I mean. Preferably attached to a man.
3. Food. Recipes, restaurants, baked goods. I'm not picky.
4. More short-legged dogs. Just to be safe.
Facebook, I support small business. I AM small business. But can we please stop trying to sell me candles and start showing me the important things in life?
Sincerely,
The Waxing Crescent PNW
Currently drowning in Christmas inventory and minding my own wax.
See you this weekend! Where you can buy some great handmade items for everyone on your shopping list.
*Real picture of a real product for attention. It smells just like a REAL Christmas tree 😉*