Alvin Flang's Barely Cursed Bazaar of Commerce

12/14/2025

THE BAZAAR HAS RECIEVED ITS FIRST OFFICIAL BUSINESS MAIL.

It’s junk mail but still, feels PRETTY official.

12/14/2025

This is my favorite one so far

This Beaded Bracelets item is sold by AlvinFlangs. Ships from Lebanon, OR. Listed on Dec 14, 2025

12/13/2025

New listings should be up tonight!

09/21/2025

We are busy over here at the Bazaar, heres a tiny peek at what I’ve been working recently which is primarily for the Oddities and Curiosities expo October 25/26 in Portland (hope to see you!)

If anything you see here is like WOW ALVIN PLEASE DO NOT EMBARASS YOURSELF BY TRYING TO SELL THAT TO A HUMAN PERSON.

Look, I struggle in telling the difference between muffins and babies, I do not know which of my ideas are gonna hit 😂

All that to say, feedback is welcome!

I am also going to be working on crushed uranium glass inlay rings and some earrings, as I know I haven’t done many of those yet! Stay tuned for more as there usually is 😬

AF

09/03/2025

OFFICIAL INCIDENT REPORT
BARELY CURSED BAZAAR OF COMMERCE™

Division: Logistics | Subdivision: Cheryl

Report Filed By: Randy (under protest)

Incident ID: BC-2025-CH-122

🦆 INCIDENT SUMMARY:
On or around [redacted], Cheryl was tasked with overseeing the secure transport of several Tiny Green Youth Pods (TGY-Ps) en route from Lebanon to Portland for field distribution.

Upon arrival at the destination (or more accurately, upon not arriving), it was discovered that approximately 12+ units were missing, loosely scattered, or questionably deployed across various public spaces, sidewalks, thrift stores, and one Wendy’s parking lot.

We will retroactively supply adoption certificates for any unsuspecting parents. Please reach out to the community support division. (It’s Cheryl)

08/28/2025

FINALLY RANDY LISTED SOME INVENTORY.

Please visit the shop and I’ll be adding more in the coming days 😊

https://alvinflangs.etsy.com

06/23/2025

This is Larry (She/her)

She will be helping me get items listed in my store the next few days 😂

06/08/2025

There’s still time to come see us and check out some really cool stuff and also things!!

06/08/2025

GREETINGS BAZAAR FRIENDS! Today, Alvin Flang’s is teaming up with Atomic Jewelry Store once again to bring you our partially radioactive, barely cursed shiny things! Also, this event never fails to bring out some of the coolest oddities and curiosities that Oregon has to offer! Hope to see you there!

05/17/2025

We make stuff. Also things