Last Nerve Homestead

Last Nerve Homestead Living off the land and our last nerve. We make handmade crochet, soaps & more—fueled by grit, yarn & way too much coffee.

Animals shown are personally owned, not LNH property—just cute AF and love the camera. Last Nerve Homestead is what happens when yarn meets chaos and two tired women turn survival mode into something beautiful. We're a handmade homegrown brand offering crochet goods, goat soap, and a dash of feral farm life. Based in Nevada, powered by coffee, and running on fumes—but we love what we do. A Quick N

ote About Our Animals:
Every animal you see in our photos or videos is personally owned and not legally part of Last Nerve Homestead. They’re just cute as hell, love the spotlight, and happen to hang out while we work. Basically, they’re unpaid interns with really great vibes.

04/26/2026

Okay but can we talk about the DRAMA of this family tree real quick 😂

These babies (April 15th!) are Venus + Leo’s…
Which makes Luna their aunt (because she’s Leo’s twin)
AND Amy their grandma

So yes… we’ve got auntie, dad, grandma, and babies all hanging out together like it’s a family reunion 24/7 🐐💀

AND THEN there’s Freedom… who is like… distantly related to Amy somehow?? I’m gonna have to sit down and actually map this out again because it’s giving “your cousin’s aunt’s brother” energy 💀

So Freedom might be like… Auntie 2.0?? Extended edition?? We’re not totally sure yet 😂

Farm family trees are not for the weak.

BABIES ON THE FARM!!! 🐐🤍Venus had babies April 14th, and I am absolutely obsessed. Look at these sweet little faces and ...
04/20/2026

BABIES ON THE FARM!!! 🐐🤍

Venus had babies April 14th, and I am absolutely obsessed. Look at these sweet little faces and those tiny floppy ears!!! 😭

Sorry for the late post: our cell towers were down so I had no internet or service, and it’s been a little hectic over here. I had to bring one of the babies home the last week, but she’s doing better and back with the herd! 💛

Farm baby season is officially my favorite season, and these little ones already have me wrapped around their hooves. Mama Venus did so good, and now I’ll be spending all my free time out here staring at baby goats like it’s my full-time job.

✨ Also, we restocked the shop! Go check it out 👀 www.lastnervehomestead.com

Welcome to the world, little loves. 💛

🌸🐰 The farm is still growing… 🐰🌸Easter might be over, but the cozy spring vibes aren’t going anywhere 💛The turtles moved...
04/08/2026

🌸🐰 The farm is still growing… 🐰🌸

Easter might be over, but the cozy spring vibes aren’t going anywhere 💛

The turtles moved in…
and now they’ve brought friends 🐢🐥🐰

Our farm animals are now in the shop:
🐰 soft little bunnies
🐥 chicken cuties
🌸 all the handmade, cozy goodness

Because let’s be honest—
you don’t need a holiday to justify something this cute 🥹











🐢✨ Okay… I’ve been teasing these long enough ✨🐢You’ve seen the hints.You’ve seen the little sneak peeks.And now I can fi...
03/25/2026

🐢✨ Okay… I’ve been teasing these long enough ✨🐢

You’ve seen the hints.
You’ve seen the little sneak peeks.

And now I can finally say it—

These turtle mug buddies are dropping April 1st 💚

They’re soft, they’re adorable, and they are 100% here to emotionally support your coffee ☕🐢

And since I’m a little behind on Easter this year…
we’re doing something better—

🐣🌸 ALL of April is Easter at Last Nerve Homestead 🌸🐣

That means:
🐰 farm animals
🐣 spring drops
💛 cozy handmade pieces all month long

Starting with these little guys.

April 1st. Don’t miss it.

Lastnervehomestead.com

🐢💚 tiny turtles, big job.☕ cup holder🧼 soap throne✨ serotonin boosthandmade + cute enough to make you smile every time y...
03/18/2026

🐢💚 tiny turtles, big job.

☕ cup holder
🧼 soap throne
✨ serotonin boost

handmade + cute enough to make you smile every time you see it

🚨 dropping soon… stay tuned 👀

which one are you grabbing?? 👇

comingsoon cozyhome cuteaesthetic fiberart yarnaddict

🐢✨ Because your cup deserves a cozy… and your soap deserves a throne. ✨🐢These little turtles are doing the MOST 🥹💚Whethe...
03/18/2026

🐢✨ Because your cup deserves a cozy… and your soap deserves a throne. ✨🐢

These little turtles are doing the MOST 🥹💚
Whether they’re holding your morning coffee ☕ or your favorite soap 🧼, they’re here to add a little joy to your everyday chaos.

Handmade, soft, and just the right amount of “omg that’s adorable”—
because life’s too short for boring countertops.

🚨 Dropping soon… stay tuned 👀

💬 Which one are you claiming—coffee turtle or soap turtle?

🐢 Something new is swimming into the shop… 🐢Our Turtle Coasters are almost ready to drop!These little guys are handmade ...
03/08/2026

🐢 Something new is swimming into the shop… 🐢

Our Turtle Coasters are almost ready to drop!

These little guys are handmade with layered shells and tiny turtle heads that peek out while protecting your table from drink rings. Functional and adorable? Yes please.

✨ Stay tuned! I’ll also be posting a behind-the-scenes video showing how these turtles come to life from yarn to finished coaster.

Because around here…
yarn is cheaper than therapy. 🧶😂

Would you keep these stacked or spread them out around your drinks? 👀

Order  #1001 🥹Our very first order included mushrooms and scrub goblins… which honestly feels very on brand.Every handma...
02/13/2026

Order #1001 🥹

Our very first order included mushrooms and scrub goblins… which honestly feels very on brand.

Every handmade business starts with one person saying “yes.”

Here’s to the first of many.

- Last Nerve Homestead
Because yarn is cheaper than therapy.

Thank you for supporting small, slow-made chaos.



















Hey World, it sure has been a busy few months for us at LNH, and we are just so excited to get back into the swing of th...
02/05/2026

Hey World, it sure has been a busy few months for us at LNH, and we are just so excited to get back into the swing of things!

New updates coming to the shop soon, and keep an eye out for a sweet surprise to be announced in the coming weeks!

For now, wish us luck with the unraveling of our yarn [and minds] as well as preparing for some spring babies starting in March!

Visit the Shop: www.lastnervehomestead.com

From ducks to bunnies (and one very offended turkey), life at Last Nerve Homestead is never boring. 💛We love sharing our...
08/31/2025

From ducks to bunnies (and one very offended turkey), life at Last Nerve Homestead is never boring. 💛
We love sharing our chaos with you, and we’re so glad you’re here for the ride.
Stick around — September kicks off with something fresh and green 👀🌱

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Silver Springs, NV
89429

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