08/08/2026
Now that I am old enough to become president I have some ideas on how to turn this ship around.
1. Ban fireworks forever and ever and ever. No additional info needed.
2. Every employer must provide the day off PAID on your birthday.
3. A silly little coffee drink cannot be more than $7
4. Trains will take over and cars will become useless, so throw on your conductor hat and get on board.
5. AI is banned for everyone. Period the end.
6. Oh and we live in a socialist daydream where we can all eat, sleep, breathe and go to the doctor whenever the hell we need to. Duh.
These are all I could come up with just right off the top of my head but I would say all those would greatly improve our situation and if you’d like to join my campaign I’d love to have you. Here’s to 35! 💐
