Steveo's Shelf

10/08/2026

🐅Tiger balm:
0.63 ounces.
Kind of strong.
Almost 8 bucks.
Your money goes to Singapore.

💪MYOpium:
2.0 ounces
Very strong
Ten bucks.
Your money goes to dance lessons and groceries.

😆

05/04/2026

Whether you're a health care worker, hairdresser, or house builder, if you're on your feet all day you need this stuff.

05/04/2026

Golfers especially love MYOpium. The science isn't confusing... Unless you are a pain receptor.

05/04/2026

No this does not cure migraine..BUT...the chemicals will intensify cold and heat sensation when using an ice pack or heat pad. And when you confuse pain signals with hot and cold simultaneously you can experience some major relief.

05/02/2026

Top 3 OFF-LABEL Uses for MYOpium:

1. Repel dogs! Humans like the scent .. Dogs do NOT! 😆

2. Keep water hose threads lubed. Especially pressure washer threads ... They start to corrode if you don't use grease or wax on them.

3. Fire starter! The oils and wax base are perfect if you need a flame in a pinch! A little MYOpium on some dry paper, add spark, and you're golden.

What other uses for MYOpium BESIDES pain relief can you think of?

04/17/2026

Sleeping can be BRUTAL 🫨🫩😵

Calves making Charlie Horses 🐴
Pillows that DESTROY your neck...
Feet that HURT to walk on in the morning 😑

It's just plain ol' funny ...until you're over 40 😂😭
THEN it's funny because it's true 😆

Lemongrass massages and MYOpium medicates.

Message me if you need some 💪

03/24/2026

New book: https://steveosshelf.etsy.com/listing/4477157404

Let me know how you like it!

I'd tell you about it, but you can literally judge it by it's cover 😂

This Guides & How Tos item is sold by SteveosShelf. Ships from United States. Listed on Mar 24, 2026

02/04/2026

Though the Lemon& Grass ointment isn't pink or red... ..nor is it in a heart-shaped jar, it *is* a great Valentine's gift!

Here are the top four reasons:

🍋 It is a friendly massage ointment that can be applied anywhere. Yes, anywhere. ❤️🫦

🍋 The smell of lemon is shown by science to reduce anxiety and stress, even more effectively than lavender. 🙂

🍋 February 15 you both will have beautiful, glowing skin, even in this freezing, dry winter air.

💲 It's only ten buckarooskies for a glass 2oz jar.

Pickup in Fenton or I can deliver locally.

Your next step is to comment below or send a message 😻

02/02/2026

My Fenton Phyto Farmacy ... Currently in-stock:

💊 Rizzilience Immunitea 10 capsules: $5

🍵 Rizzilience Immunitea loose tea: $5

💪 MYOpium Strong Muscle & foot rub: $10

🍋 Lemon & Grass moisture-locking ointment: $10

👨‍⚕️ Custom orders... Compounds, stacking, tinctures, let me know how I can help with herbs.

Loose herbs available:

🌱 Fig leaves
🌱 Mugwort
🌱 Datura stramonium seed
🌱 Passiflora edulis leaf

Prices are for porch pickup in Fenton MO.

Questions? Connect below ⬇️

-Steveo

02/02/2026

If people around you are sick, but you're not *yet*... I recommend this combo.

I capsulize the gross stuff and make a tea with the yummy stuff.