Perfectly Distressed

07/04/2024

Everything up to ordered today is going out Tomorrow or Saturday :)

07/04/2024

Screwing them in by hand(s) takes a minute, these should be out the door on Friday!

06/24/2024

*Hello Perfectly Distressed Family,*
Jason here. We're excited to welcome you back to our site! 🌟 After some much-needed time due to funerals, preparing to move, that series of storms in Texas that tore things up (I just finished burning the trees that fell over, yesterday), and all the Murphy’s Law events tied to each…Perfectly Distressed is up and running again. We know how important it is for you to have the perfect sign, and we're committed to making sure you get exactly that.

Perfectly Distressed signs are handcrafted by Melissa right here in our garage. She takes pride in making these signs that stand out and tell your story. From duty station signs to retirement signs, each piece is made with care and attention to detail.

We understand that sometimes things can take longer than expected, and we appreciate your patience. When issues arise, we always make it right because you deserve nothing less. It might take longer, but it gets taken care of.

Thank you for your continued support and for choosing Perfectly Distressed. We're here to make sure you have the perfect sign to complete your home.

Visit us at perfectlydistressed.com and find your perfect sign today!

With gratitude,
Jason

11/18/2023

Hey everyone, Jason here.

It's Thanksgiving break time and we're both home for the next week. We're getting ready to head to the local hardware store in order to get rid of the current backlog. If you've ordered to now, it will be out the door on Monday.

Anything ordered in the next four days (till Tues) will 100% go out on Friday.

Please remember, this is a 1.5 person show. Melissa has a full time job and does most everything and I hit social media to find the things we've missed/messed up.

Thank you!
Jason

10/06/2023

Yay! I have successfully done security stuff and the site is back up!

For most of the day it was the hosting providers default landing page. 5 hours on the phone with them got it sorted out. Until the next malfunction...

-Jason

10/06/2023

Hi everyone, Jason here.

The website is down for a bit as I work with the provider to fix the file not found errors. I'm doing nerd stuff to protect the information from whoever would want to steal it.

Between this and the double in material and website hosting costs...and one price increase like 8 or so years ago, we're trying to keep the boards at the same price. USPS shipping is more expensive than starting a sign (that's totally on them)

It'll get fixed here soon, I apologize for the inconvenience if you've tried to order here recently.

12/04/2022

Don’t forget to get those orders in today to receive before Christmas (CONUS addresses!)

http://www.PerfecltyDistressed.com

12/01/2022

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11/23/2022

Happy Thanksgiving Eve! We are Thankful for you, and the patience you have shown to us as we get this little business of ours back up and running! I have caught up on all the orders that were placed before Monday!

I hope that you are all able to spend time with family this holiday, be it the one you were born into, or the one that the military has so eagerly issued to you!

Don't forget to get your Christmas orders in by the 1st of December!!

Wishing you all the best,
Melissa

11/19/2022

Hey everyone! I just got the site back up while Melissa was getting boards finished.

Guaranteed by Christmas orders have to be in by the 1st of December.

11/17/2022

Good morning,

This site is going to be down for a little bit longer, probably late this coming weekend.

While trying to troubleshoot a problem with the site, the hosting provider, without permission or direction, restored an image from the 16th of last month which has erased most all transactions from then until now. We've been able to tie emails we get about new users and new orders together for all but two. I'll be refunding those and hope they notice.

11/14/2022

Hey everyone, I have the site in maintenance mode. I didn't like how something was acting and am talking with our hosting/email provider. As soon as I get it worked out, I'll open it up again.

The outstanding orders are still going out, albeit slowly, and when we hit the Thanksgiving break, everything will be caught up. Up to the first half of October orders should be out the door this week.

Thank you for your patience and understanding!
-Jason