10/23/2026
🚨 NEW INVENTORY JUST DROPPED! 🚨
Bob’s in the warehouse having a full-blown meltdown. He’s yelling at a dresser, threatening to quit, and asking strangers if they want to adopt him.
And….He just handed me his two-week notice written on a price tag.
I marked it down to $5. NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED. 😂
ANYWAYYYYY… COME SHOP! 🛋️🤣