10/11/2025
BREAKING: Nobel Prize Committee SNUBS Trump and PUBLICLY CALLS HIM OUT!
It’s no secret that Donald Trump really, really, really, really, really wants a Nobel Peace Prize, because he’s jealous that Obama has one. Just yesterday, Trump whined about it in the Oval Office, saying "He got it for doing nothing. He didn't even know what he got it for.” His team and supporters have been heavily lobbying the Nobel Prize Committee to get him one for, what, exactly, is unclear. The seven wars he DIDN’T end? Who knows.
Anyway, he’s not going to get one, LOL. Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado won the Nobel Peace Prize for her efforts to bring democracy back to Venezuela, celebrated as a woman“who keeps the flame of democracy burning amid a growing darkness.”
“In the past year, Ms. Machado has been forced to live in hiding,” said Nobel Chairman Watne Frydnes said. “Despite serious threats against her life, she has remained in the country, a choice that has inspired millions. When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist.”
This is telling, because since taking office, Trump has done nothing but fight to extinguish the flame of democracy in our country and impose authoritarianism on us.
The Nobel Prize Committee chairman was even asked directly about Trump’s efforts to bully the Committee into giving him the prize. A reporter said “U.S. President Donald Trump has repeatedly said he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize and he'd like to have it. He even said that it would be an insult to the United States if he doesn't get it. What does your, as the chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, think of this and how has this campaign-like activity by the president and his supporters, domestically and internationally, affected the deliberations and the thinking in the committee?”
The chairman replied, “This committee sits in a room filled with the portraits of all laureates and that room is filled with both courage and integrity. So we base only our decision on the work and the will of Alfred Nobel.” The implication, of course, is that Trump has neither courage nor integrity… which he doesn’t, of course.
Trump is going to be FURIOUS, and we couldn’t be more here for it. The depths of delusion are simply unfathomable. How does Trump think that he would be deserving of a Nobel Peace Prize for unleashing a secret police to crack skulls and drag women and children screaming from their homes at 1 in the morning? What is PEACEFUL about indiscriminately and illegally destroying Venezuelan fishing boats and murdering everyone on board? The Committee definitely made the right choice today.
