Botanisör Florist Launceston

Botanisör Florist Launceston Local florist on the outskirts of the Launceston CBD cocooned in Miledge Lane.
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You know when you are told to trust that voice in your head? What if that evil bastard wants to push people down stairs?...
05/06/2026

You know when you are told to trust that voice in your head? What if that evil bastard wants to push people down stairs? Well I say people, mainly useless politicians who would not survive in the real world.
Hey Pauline, when all the immigrants are gone and you have taken back your country, who will you blame?
Go the Flamingo revolution in Albania. Resist those bullies. Save your pristine island, lagoon and beaches. The breeding grounds for loggerhead turtles, flamingos and many migratory birds. Those Kushner/Trumps really put the colon in colonisation. We should call them asstronauts. Their heads are so far up their asses they have lost contact with Earth.
You know if we all withdrew our own money from the banks on the same day…. we win. Bring them to their knees.
Love it or hate it, the Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada. To date the only war they have started.
We have a long weekend starting tonight to celebrate the birthday of Charlie. The King. Yes the one that’s not Elvis. We will be open Saturday morning as usual but closed on Monday. No not the perfume, the King, monarch, ruler. We will see you again on Tuesday. What do you mean you what does RFKJr, Charlie and a toilet seat have in common…. No. Not going there.
Have a great long weekend and remember once you get past my resting bitch face, brutal honesty, distain for people, potty mouth and my sarcasm… I’m a freaking delight to be around.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 👑🚽🦩 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

I was informed today, not that I asked, that I looked like a sturdy set of stairs. All because I could do with a good st...
03/06/2026

I was informed today, not that I asked, that I looked like a sturdy set of stairs. All because I could do with a good strong railing it seems.
Part of the Global Sumud Flotilla has broken the siege. Part of the boat, Ksar Sadabad, left by the IDF on the Mediterranean Sea to its own devices has washed up on the beach of Khan Yunis in southern Gaza. It contained several solar panels that will be used to generate much needed electricity. And the wood of the boat will be used for shelter and fuel. Most importantly the arrival of these supplies gave hope. Hope that the outside world does care, has not forgotten them and is trying to break the illegal siege to support the people of Palestine.
Did you know I was once in a one man band called the Schizophrenics? We were a barber shop quartet specialising in the music of the queen of Australian yodelling Her Grace Mary Schneider. We disbanded due to artistic differences and particularly nasty fight over lime green Lycra. Some for. Most against.
Well, well, well. Yes they are all filling up and providing valuable water to grow flowers. And veg. Mostly flowers because they would lock you up if you had a vase of parsnips on the dining table. And don’t get me started on a bouquet of leeks in the lounge. It’s not Wales, the sheep are safe here.
Actually what do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Swansea? The same as Llangefni, a leisure centre. You can translate that to either Nu Zeelund or Oatlands for a more local reference.
Keep up the good work and remember as Eleanor Roosevelt said, some people are going to leave a mark on history. While others will leave a stain.

☎️ 6334 9187. 📺 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🔋⛵️🤞 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

Welcome to the first day of Winter. As the fog rolls in and the temperature drops faster than a politicians morals we wi...
01/06/2026

Welcome to the first day of Winter. As the fog rolls in and the temperature drops faster than a politicians morals we will soon be saying bye bye to the locally grown gerberas. They will be going sleepy bye byes till things warm up again. Half their luck. I wanna be a gerbera!
I need something to keep me warm in the early mornings and am rather liking the inventiveness and skill of this modern take on the traditional black balaclava. Although not really the thing for bank robbery. Mainly because you need to find a bank with staff in it first. The cleaners outnumber the bankers.
Why do the capital letter D and the lower-case d face different directions?
I do find it fascinating what visionary determination Elon Musk is putting into colonising Mars. What length the world’s richest man will go to to get away from paying child support. I would love to be an astronaut. My first mission would be to explore Uranus.
Just for today only we will be closing at 4pm due to a secret mission we chose to accept. Well… it’s an event set up. So no matter how much you tickle us or how many fluffy ducks you buy us,(we do take both kinds)? We can’t tell you as we are sworn to secrecy. Truthfully? I forgot. It’s all about the flowers. Nothing else matters.
We will be back to normal transmission for the rest of the week.
Have a great week and remember if you feel something is missing in your life, it is almost always a biscuit.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🐥🐥🐥 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

I do hope everyone is having as productive day as we are. Job after job ticked off. Order after order out the door. If t...
29/05/2026

I do hope everyone is having as productive day as we are. Job after job ticked off. Order after order out the door. If this keeps up we might find the time to make a cup of tea. Drinking it hot is another story. Even the front window has been cleaned and changed. Not sure if it’s a gold star or elephant stamp kind of day.
Does anyone remember Erin Brockovich, from the movie Erin Brockovich? Well there might be a sequel coming. Check Julia’s Filofax. Erin is taking on AI Data centres being build in the US. She is mapping all centres built and tracking the environmental impact on communities and their people. AI Data centres cost the US $25 billion in environmental damages last year. While towns have been left with no electricity, undrinkable water and plummeting property prices.
Weren’t we sold the lie to go paperless to save the trees? Now the digital age is destroying more than paper ever did. It also cannot think. It just collates information, so as a very smart person once said, it is only as smart as the data /operator that is input/ ing.
The human brain is far more superior. And we still don’t understand definitely how that works. Imagine if we invested the money used in building these into education. Giving our younger generations every opportunity to reach their potentials. I see AI making us more stupid than TV, the internet or leaded petrol.
On the brighter side, we are fully stocked with locally grown seasonal flowers to get you closer to nature.
Have a great weekend and remember when cruelty becomes normal, compassion looks radical.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 📺🛜⛽️ 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

It may be a wet Humpday but it is filling the rainwater tanks. And the best day for a hot chocolate this afternoon and t...
27/05/2026

It may be a wet Humpday but it is filling the rainwater tanks. And the best day for a hot chocolate this afternoon and tomato soup with well buttered toast soldiers tonight. Eaten dressed in the most comfortable of PJ’s. Which always happen to be the most worn out pair. No. Just me?
Yesterday was Sorry Day. As the Bring them Home report was released 29 years ago and only 5 of the 83 recommendations have been implemented. I ask the Australian Government, is it Sorry not sorry or Sorry but I had my fingers crossed? Sorry without action is not sorry. Sorry requires amends. You are taught that as a child.
So if that is the standard you are setting, sorry I forgot to pay my tax. You can call me a gas company.
For those of us who do care and want to make a change, visit the web site of Yarn for a Cause. They sell toilet paper. They deliver to your door. We all need toilet paper and it’s brilliant quality. They save the environment and support young indigenous students get an education with their profits. This is one of the many ways we can make a difference. And stick it to the stupidmarkets at the same time.
Also we have also restocked our suburbs card range. Is your suburb listed? Have you been left off? Let us know and we will see if that can be rectified.
Keep up the good work and remember Mah Nā Mah Nā…… you’re welcome.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🧻🧻🧻 or 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

Let’s start the week with hope in our hearts, air under our feet and a chocolate stash large enough to get us to Friday....
25/05/2026

Let’s start the week with hope in our hearts, air under our feet and a chocolate stash large enough to get us to Friday.
And if at any stage this week you feel like you’re failing, please remember that there are OneNation voters in this country. You could be doing so, so much worse. So chin up. Yes, all of them.
Did anyone noticed that President Poopy Pants couldn’t play golf or attend his wet dream in a suit, DonnyJr’s wedding this weekend because he had yet another scheduled shooting?These are becoming more regular than my mental breakdowns. Or Penny Wong being deeply concerned.
Now if you see me out in public, please don’t hesitate to ask for a selfie. I’m not like other celebrities.
I was wondering if the Hundred Year’s War could have been done in fifty if they had fought in two shifts? Efficiency people.
How great are these baby pink ice protea. And they are attached to stems 50-60cm tall. Stunning, fresh and locally grown. Available now.
Have a great week and remember who would take the high road when you could take the psychopath.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🍫🎀🧊 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

One day I’m gonna think before I speak and you all are gonna be flabbergasted by my wisdom but today is not the day. To...
22/05/2026

One day I’m gonna think before I speak and you all are gonna be flabbergasted by my wisdom but today is not the day. Today is one of those Friyays where caffeine isn’t enough. Chewing on a power cable might do it.
Although China has banned the app OnlyFans saying it leads to social decline and poses a threat to public order. They also have removed Israel from their maps and it now calls the area Palestine.
While France has banned all short domestic plane flights where a train line exists to cut emissions, fight climate change and rising fuel costs.
Okay, I feel better now the world does have some common sense and some good governance. Let’s encourage more. I mean vote for it.
Next problem, is there a word for that feeling when you are in a work meeting and they ask you to share a fun fact about yourself and you don’t know if you should go with “mentally ill but chill” or I collect Smurf figurines?
Have a great weekend and remember we do not have a male loneliness epidemic, we have a male entitlement epidemic. Strong men fight for equal rights.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or ☕️ 💥😊 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

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It’s Humpday and we need some good news. So let’s go. After repeated job rejections, four friends with Down Syndrome in ...
20/05/2026

It’s Humpday and we need some good news. So let’s go.
After repeated job rejections, four friends with Down Syndrome in Argentina started a pizza business. They now employ 23 other people. All with Down Syndrome.
Finland has become the happiest country in the world for the 9th year in a row. Would this be because the top 5 politicians are women?
And Israeli pirates are kidnapping member of the in International waters off Cyprus. 11 of them are Australian.
If you would like to help go to their website and in 1 second you can email all of the Embassies of all abducted persons demanding help.
And send an email to our Number2 to see how “deeply concerned “ she is. [email protected] Although she seems more concerned about helping an Australian company profit off genocide by selling Israel the hinges to open the doors to drop the bombs from planes. And keeping quiet the AUD600 million that Israel got in the budget. Our budget that shrank the NDIS.
Crap good news. We have just received the most stunning pink ice protea with low carbon kilometres. They were grown in the city. And they are magnificently tall.
Keep up the good work and remember life is hard but at least I’m not dumb enough to believe it is hard because of immigrants. They struggle more than us.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🛶⛵️🚤 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

It’s Monday and being abducted by aliens might be the holiday I need at this point. Did you know Florida in the US has t...
18/05/2026

It’s Monday and being abducted by aliens might be the holiday I need at this point.
Did you know Florida in the US has the most lead pipes in the whole country according to an EPA survey. Would not have guessed that was the reason but I’m not a genealogist.
If blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood, that technically makes pancakes more important than family. Right?
Although in the 80’s and 90’s family sitting in the lounge watching TV together, instead of talking, was seen as a sign of social decay. Nowadays an entire family in the same room watching the same movie and not on individual screens is seen as a sign of social bonding.
I tell you there is no reason to be a people pleaser, people are never pleased. All I can do is offer a wise range of locally grown seasonal flowers at affordable prices and let them please themselves. People like to please them selves.
Have a great week and remember one of the biggest scams in life is your mum saying she wouldn’t get mad if you told the truth. She could never handle the truth. Actually I don’t think a mum’s mind could stretch to the actual truth. Maybe that’s why some of them go a bit batty latter on.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🥞🍁🍴 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

It’s Friyay and I’m identifying as a non-practicing intellectual who knows that they definitely do not have the self con...
15/05/2026

It’s Friyay and I’m identifying as a non-practicing intellectual who knows that they definitely do not have the self control to work for in a bubble wrap factory.
They arrived, they are here. No, not ABBA. The cards. So many beautiful designs. The colours. The flowers. The imagination and design. Stunning. Come on in and peruse the many different Australian printed, Tasmanian designed cards.
I was reading about this American girl who thought she had Native American blood her whole life. The not to find out in the her 30’s Imahoe is not a tribe.
Speaking of, oppressed people make ideal slaves which prevents them from fighting back. Just saying for those days when the system is working against you.
And if you’re wondering, yes. We do have tulips, roses including spray roses and lisianthus in stock.
Have arrest weekend and remember thinking is hard, that’s why most people judge.

☎️ 6334 9187, 🖥 www.botanisorflorist.com or 🫧🫧🫧 112 Cimitiere Street, Launceston.

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Shop 5/112 Cimitiere Street
Launceston, TAS
7250

Opening Hours

Monday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Thursday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Friday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Saturday 8:30am - 1am

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+61363349187

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