31/05/2026
Word around town â and by âtownâ we mean every bakery, servo, and schoolâpickup line within 100km â is that the Ultimate Gift Co Facebook Post Maker has been absolutely SLACK this weekend.
Like⌠âleft the washing on the line for three daysâ slack.
âDidnât bring a plate to the footy club BBQâ slack.
âStill hasnât replied to Sharonâs message from Thursdayâ slack.
Meanwhile, Ultimate Gift Co has been out here:
⨠selling tumblers
⨠slinging earrings
⨠dazzling folks with Roses of Love
⨠handing out fidgets like confetti
⨠showing off mugs, Libbeys, gift sets, bottle lamps, kids bottles, Jibbitz, flashies, stubby holders, 4âinâ1 can coolers â the whole circus,
And what did the Facebook Post Maker do?
NOT. A. SINGLE. POST.
Locals are saying things like:
⢠âDid they fall asleep in the stock trailer again?â
⢠âAre they on smoko âtil Tuesday?â
⢠âShould we send a search party or just let natural consequences happen?â
Anyway â consider this the official notice:
Ultimate Gift Co is alive, thriving, caffeinated, and absolutely everywhere this weekend⌠even if the post maker wasnât.