04/01/2026
🚨✨ CHAOS CRAFTING BULLETIN FROM JOE ✨🚨
Hi. Hello. Mom was a wee bit optimistic! 😂At some point she believed she could conquer our renovations in two days.…Instead, we are now trapped in a glittery, beady, diamond-filled time vortex 💎🧵✨
Current status:
— there are drills everywhere
— there are beads everywhere
— WE are everywhere (mentally? questionable)
— I am supervising AND filing a formal complaint because I am missing out on belly rubs due to this nonsense.
So TODAY we are open for CRAFTING EMERGENCIES ONLY 🆘
This includes (but is not limited to):
— “I just need one thing” (we know it won’t be one thing)
— bead spills of catastrophic proportions
— mid-project breakdowns
— running out of drills at THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT!
— emotional support shopping (I strongly encourages this!)
If you just want to browse peacefully… today is not that day 😅
✨ GOOD NEWS ✨
We will (once my belly rub quota is restored) rise from the chaos like sparkly little phoenixes and be back to regular shopping hours tomorrow!
Until then, thank you for your patience while we battle the tiny shiny army 💖
Joe 🐾