Shaytan Pyre Emporium Canadian owned candle Shop

08/24/2026

08/01/2026

Limited time deal on our new organist hair care. Pm me for direct link to order. We have Canada wide, typically 3 to 5 business days!

07/31/2026

I got one outing this summer. You know this girl doesn’t get out much. I like to do a lot of bike riding when it’s nice now…. Minus the cappuccino that exploded all over me. Today I’m avoiding the heat. Serotonin syndrome is not very fun.🔥🔥🔥see the cute baby ducks? People pick up your DAmn garbage @ the park!

07/04/2026

06/30/2026

🚨🦟 BREAKING NEWS: Alberta Declares Mosquitoes Have Officially Lost Their Minds! 🦟🚨

Reports are coming in from across Alberta... the mosquitoes have multiplied, they’re hungry, and they’re accepting walk-ins with no appointment required! 😳😂

The good news? You don’t have to be their next snack!

🛡️ Avon’s Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus Icaridin Insect Repellent is one of our most popular formulas because it’s:

✔️ DEET-free
✔️ Gentle on sensitive skin
✔️ Safe for the whole family
✔️ Tough on mosquitoes but kind to your skin

🎉 LIMITED-TIME REP ONLY BUNDLE – ONLY $70 + GST! (I have to order this for you)

Included:
🦟 Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus Icaridin Spray II (118 mL)
🦟 Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus Icaridin Spray II (236 mL)
🛁 Bonus-Size Skin So Soft Original Shower Gel (1 L)
🧴 Bonus-Size Skin So Soft Original Body Lotion (1 L)
🎒 BONUS Embrace Earth’s Element Waterproof Dry Bag (a $37 value!)

📦 This bundle is specially ordered just for you and ships anywhere in Canada from our Canadian warehouse. Delivery is typically 3–7 business days, give or take.

⚠️ Side effects may include:
🤣 Enjoying your backyard in peace.
🏕️ Camping without donating a litre of blood.
🌅 Watching sunsets instead of swatting the air every three seconds.
🦟 Hearing mosquitoes whisper, “Nope... let’s try the neighbours.”

📩 Message me to order before Alberta’s mosquito population starts charging admission!

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06/26/2026

06/22/2026

My week so far, this summer Is staying close to home,making the best of what I can.

06/03/2026

Fighting myself more, maybe that’s progress. Pain is so often I’m used to it, and pleasure seldom. Surviving to thrive someday. Greatful for the little things past, and present, they are my hope to keep going. Striving to open a new chapter and start fresh away from Edmonton. Now let’s see if this dream can actually be my reality, or another disappointment perhaps stuck here until my last breath where I join my father. Keep moving forward, get back up, make new hopes, watch the old world fade into a memory. Nothing is familiar anymore, memories keep my heart going.

04/08/2026

It's done! Now, where's my evil lair? Nice Christina is officially off the clock