The SnakeOil Strumpet

02/28/2026

Introducing the latest in our N' Alien series! You had Cowboys N' Aliens - now get ready for ANCIENT EGYPT N' ALIENS!

NOW AVAILABLE in our Etsy & Ravelry stores (links in comments)

Pharaoh's favorite Temple Cat has gone missing - was he nabbed by a crocodile when he visited the fisherman? Was he eaten by the Mummy known to be haunting the Necropolis? Is he hiding under the Sphinx?? Little does Pharaoh know, he's been abducted by Aliens!

Surely they can't be the very same Aliens who visited the rancher and his wife... could they????

New Pattern Release Sale - 20% off everything in our stores!

01/27/2026

Cowboys n Aliens! An overlay mosaic crochet blanket pattern by us ~ The SnakeOil Strumpet! Grab yours at the links below and follow us here, there, and everywhere - TikTok, Instagram, Etsy, Ravelry, and join our FB group pinned at the top of our page ✨

PS ~ we ONLY sell on Etsy and Ravelry. To ensure you don’t get ripped off and to allow us to continue designing, make sure you do not purchase anywhere else! 💖

Etsy ~ https://thesnakeoilstrumpet.etsy.com/listing/1821071229

Ravelry ~ https://ravel.me/sos-cowboys-n-aliens

10/10/2025

Now available in our Etsy and Ravelry stores ~ SoS Vampire Bat!

This large format mosaic crochet pattern comes with detailed instructions on creating banded gradient variations as well as both written and charted patterns.

https://thesnakeoilstrumpet.etsy.com/listing/4368982974

https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/sos-vampire-bat

10/10/2025

Calling all Vault Dwellers, Fallout Fans and Doomsday Preppers!
Now Available in our Ravelry and Etsy shops ~ we introduce you to SoS Atomic Age!! The very latest in our large sized blanket designs for mosaic crochet!

Wrap yourself in the warmth of cold war paranoia and blow the minds of anyone who lays eyes upon your explosive creation! Includes both written and charted patterns as well as a detailed colorway breakdown so that you can either recreate our neon psychedelic masterpiece, or find your own apocalyptic palette to build into a stunning 6 color gradient.

Show this to your kids, nieces, nephews and grown weirdos in your life - we think a lot of stranger folks (like ourselves) will find this a highly-desirable item!

Enjoy your weekends !!

http://thesnakeoilstrumpet.etsy.com/listing/4384759592

http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/sos-atomic-age

01/31/2025

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07/04/2024

OMG look at these sweet little kawaii kitties!!
Introducing Scarfmania Love Cats!
Themed Pattern Collection for Mosaic Crochet

Includes 7 patterns plus 9 BONUS patterns, providing everything you need to create your own unique kitty scarves! Eeeeee!

Now is the time to start in on holiday gifts (between the major blanket projects and the inevitable Hallowe'en projects) - just think of how many of these babies you can get out by Xmas!

https://thesnakeoilstrumpet.etsy.com/listing/1757047013

https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/sos-scarfmania-love-cats

06/21/2024

Redefine your Cat Crazy!

Our shop is about to expand in a big way this year with all new sections, starting with our first of many new Cross Stitch patterns, shown below! Lots more fun designs in the works and coming soon!

http://thesnakeoilstrumpet.etsy.com

06/13/2024

Just a heads up that Wild West Episode 1 has been updated with written patterns for all the designs within. Wild West Episode 2 will be updated in the coming months. All SoS patterns moving forward will also include written patterns :)

https://thesnakeoilstrumpet.etsy.com

03/27/2024

30% OFF Everything EASTER SALE from now until April 3rd.

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11/04/2023

Our first reported completion! In glow-in-the-dark yarn, no less! Thanks for sharing, Penny's Place!

This turned out amazing
Pattern courtesy of The SnakeOil Strumpet

10/12/2023

Scarfmania has begun!!

https://thesnakeoilstrumpet.etsy.com
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/sos-scarfmania-aliens