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Vandal Yarnz ❤️‍🔥 crochet designer
❤️‍🔥 custom & premade fantasy hats
❤️‍🔥 shop crochet patterns & hats ↓

https://linktr.ee/vandalyarnz

10/08/2026

Bouncy Jester Hat Pattern 🤡

My bouncy jester hat crochet pattern is officially live!! AAA

10% of this pattern's sales + 100% of tips generated on this listing between Oct 8th to Nov 8th will be paid to my testers! Please consider tipping at checkout🖤

This is an advanced intermediate crochet pattern for a jester hat with long 3D horns. The horns cascade down to the ribs and flop around in a very fierce manner.

This hat is perfect for performing, or to look unique at a festival, rave, Halloween party or ren faire. This babe WILL make heads turn!

Difficulty: 6.5/10 (advanced intermediate).

This pattern includes:

-Detailed instructions with pictures;
-Instructions to adjust your bonnet to your size;
-A bonus (tested) pattern for a split bonnet;
-Widow's peak instructions;
-3 decorative trim options;
-Highly detailed sewing tips;
-A comprehensive accessory section (3D elements, horn ruffles, patches and spirals);
-A bonus pattern for morning stars (3D spike balls) with a video tutorial.

10/01/2026

CHOOSE YOUR JESTER HAT 🤡✨

my Halloween drop is here folks! I also made crochet clown sets, clowny belt chains and cat hats 🤡👀 no need to look for a Halloween costume, Vandal is here for you 🖤🍬

and yesss the crochet pattern for all my jester hat models, clown collars, clown hats and cat hats are either on my website, or on my YouTube channel (as tutorials) 😎 AND THEYRE 31% OFF TOO WINK WINK

09/30/2026

CHOOSE YOUR JESTER HAT 🤡✨

(a very difficult choice indeed)

my Halloween drop is here folks! I also made crochet clown sets, clowny belt chains and cat hats 🤡👀 no need to look for a Halloween costume, Vandal is here for you 🖤

and yesss the crochet pattern for all my jester hat models, clown collars, clown hats and cat hats are either on my website, or on my YouTube channel (as tutorials) 😎

09/29/2026

don't mind me, I'm just defrosting for spooky season 🤡

the cutest patootest clown belt chains! they are very sensory friendly and you WILL want to eat them.

I got dualcore ones, punk ones, clowncore ones... you will not be disappointed my g

I also have pride belt chains if you're a homosexual 🎂

HALLOWEEN DROP 🤡🖤 YOU GET A JESTER HAT, YOU GET A JESTER HAT! In this fabulous drop, you can find some fuzzy jester hats...
09/29/2026

HALLOWEEN DROP 🤡🖤

YOU GET A JESTER HAT, YOU GET A JESTER HAT!

In this fabulous drop, you can find some fuzzy jester hats, some slouchy/casual jester hats, some solid and bouncy hats (great for looking c**t or performing), some clown sets, some cat hats, and some new clown chunky belt chains!

Some of these babes may look familiar 👀🤡

I also restocked my pride belt chains 🖤

These hats are fantastic for raves, clubbing, festivals, Halloween costumes and ren faires! The slouchy models are more casual and great for winter (the horns protect your ears from the wind).

I also made some cheaper clown sets (beetlejuice, kuromi and pastel) for more accessible costumes 💎

As always, the crochet pattern for these babes are also available if you'd rather make your own!

09/28/2026

showing off my jester hats, except I'm Laszlo Cravensworth 💀

which one is your favourite?

and yes they're all up for adoption! AND YESSSS I FINALLY UPLOADED MY DUALCORE JESTER HAT ON MY WEBSITE LIKE YOU ASKED OKAY

Halloween is right around the corner, and you don't want to look like a lame bitchhh at your next spooky party! adopt a jester hat, do it right now 🔪 with haste and trepidation 🔪

I'm gonna go watch what we do in the shadows in the meantime.

09/21/2026

NEW CROCHET TUTORIAL ALERT 🗣️🧶

I just posted my morning star (spike ball) crochet tutorial on my YouTube channel, it's the first link in my bio!

The written pattern is also on my website for free if you prefer reading a PDF, it's also in my bio 💎

There are 3 different sizes in the tutorial, so don't be alarmed when you see it's 2 hours long LOL

If you're making morning stars to decorate your jester hat (made with my crochet patterns), my size recommendations are in the tutorial!

Proud American sIut 🫡 (link in comments lol)This random girl came across a video of mine and got very upset at the sigh...
09/20/2026

Proud American sIut 🫡 (link in comments lol)

This random girl came across a video of mine and got very upset at the sight of my... *shivers* unshaved armpits.

Because I am pure of heart, I extended her a proposal that would satisfy both parties involved. ''Send me 1000$ and I will shave my armpits'', I commented.

She aggressively shut down my attempt at a compromise, which surprised me greatly, as I thought it was quite the sensible offer.

And then it hit me. We are living in a recession. How could I be so blind to this poor woman's condition??
.. Am I really pure of heart, or am I a sham?

Thus, I plead to you, Facebook: will you help me raise funds for this struggling, middle-class netizen?

Use code AmericanSlut at checkout on my website to save 25% off all my crochet patterns AND my hats (link is in the comments). Once we reach our goal of 1000$, I will film a video of me shaving my armpits, which will be sent to dear Naz Aslan to relieve her strong disgust of natural bodies💋

The hoez don't get to insult me for free on my page unfortunately.

Also, I'm Canadian you mug xx

09/18/2026

how I make 50k a month 💪🏻💎

stay blessed

09/10/2026

here is a little update on how many watch hours my last e-begging has yielded 🤡❤️

thank you to everyone who went and watched my crochet tutorials, you guys rock 🌀

I will be dropping two new tutorials (one for a crochet spike ball, another for my clown hairclips 👀👀) very soon! I am fairly confident I can get monetized with these two, wish me luck 🍀

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