Under the Big Top

06/18/2026

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WADDLE-ON INN: we have our first duckling. 🐣

06/15/2026

Cutting bouquets, getting distracted. 💐

06/12/2026

06/08/2026

BEWARE OF DOG
THE CAT IS SHADY TOO

06/03/2026

Just a tiny feathered woman sitting on a pile of hopes, dreams, and questionable decisions. 🥹🦆😂

06/01/2026

I’ve spent enough time on BookTok that I can no longer arrange flowers without assigning them romance tropes. 🌸📚

The flowers have left the farm, but their emotional baggage remains.

Tell me: which trope are you taking home?

05/28/2026

Welcome to the Waddle-On Inn: where Antonio is conducting pond inspections like a retired naval officer, Mary-Kate & Ashley are running HOA surveillance from the sidelines, the girls are fully submerged in a questionable spa situation, and Cornelia is personally incubating what can only be described as a small economy. 🥚🦆
normal duck behavior has left the chat.

05/26/2026

Every year I’m like “this is probably excessive” and then a bumblebee the size of a rotisserie chicken appears and validates the entire operation. 🐝🍗

05/26/2026

today’s flower lineup had the energy of a reality show cast nobody’s therapist approved of 💐

the one who says “I’m here for the right reasons”
the one everyone secretly wants
the walking red flag
and the quiet one somehow surviving every recoupling without lifting a finger

anyway they’ve all left the farm now and I already miss them.

05/24/2026

M**F
man I love flowers 💐

Turns out my 30s were just me becoming aggressively passionate about dirt, ducks, and making strangers cry over peonies.

These photos make me look like I have my life together but off camera I’m probably:

carrying 14 buckets at once
covered in chicken dust
emotionally attached to worm castings
saying “just one more row” at sunset like a Victorian farm ghost

Anyways here’s your reminder that sometimes the dream job is just developing a concerning level of emotional stability from flowers.