14/10/2026
Good afternoon everybody, and happy Wednesday from myself and the team at Nikki’s Fleurs 🌸
Well… today did NOT go quite as planned. 😂
Have I ever slipped on a tiny bit of cellophane on the shop floor before? No.
Did I today? Absolutely.
And when I say I did the splits… I mean I ACTUALLY DID THE SPLITS. 😭😂
At 46 years old, I can apparently still do the splits. What I cannot do, however, is get back up afterwards. 🤣
One minute I was happily minding my own business, and the next I was auditioning for Britain’s Got Talent: Florist Edition. 🌸
I went down so gracefully, you’d have thought I’d been training for it. The getting back up, however, was less “professional dancer” and more “turtle stuck on its back.” 😂
Before the Health & Safety police come knocking, it happened in the back shop where customers aren’t allowed. Although, judging by the state of me afterwards, perhaps staff shouldn’t be allowed in there either. 🤣
So, if anybody happened to witness my spectacular performance today, what happens in Nikki’s Fleurs STAYS in Nikki’s Fleurs.
Please do not post the CCTV footage on social media. I am begging you. 😂😂
Although, if you do, please at least add some dramatic music and a slow-motion replay. If I’m going viral, I want the full celebrity treatment. 😭
Apparently it was absolutely hilarious for everyone else.
For me? Not so much. My dignity is bruised, my body is offended, and I’m now suspicious of all cellophane. 😂🌸
Happy bloody Wednesday! Stay safe, watch your step, and never underestimate the danger of florist supplies. 😂