03/02/2026
Meet Rockbert Rockleberry III
Once upon a time, there lived a charming little rock named Rockbert Rockleberry III. Unfortunately, Rockbert’s previous home became… shall we say, a bit too cramped, and now he’s searching for a new place to call his own.
Rockbert is easy to please—he loves a warm, cozy corner, a gentle sunbeam, or just hanging out silently (he’s very low maintenance).
Adoption Details:
- Fee: £5.99 (to make sure he finds a loving, serious home)
What you get in return:
- A certificate of adoption declaring you Rockbert’s official human
- A wooden or 3D-printed house—ready for your artistic magic
- Paint & brush to give Rockbert a brand-new look
- Choice of hat: Witch, Bowler, or Cowboy (Rockbert is quite stylish!)
- The pure joy of saving a precious rock from the streets
Rockbert can’t wait to meet you and start a lifetime of adventures (mostly sitting and looking cute, but adventures nonetheless).
