22/08/2026
🦖 DINOSAURS SPOTTED ON OXTED HIGH STREET! 🦖
We always knew Oxted had a bit of history… but this is taking it back 65 million years. 😂
A herd of dinosaurs was spotted charging past Bespoke Floors today — presumably on the hunt for something prehistoric, or perhaps they’d heard our flooring is T-Rexcellent. 🦖
Thankfully, no floors were harmed in the making of this Jurassic traffic jam… although we’re not sure our warranties cover velociraptor claw marks. 😅
If your flooring is looking almost as old as these lot, you know where to find us!
📍 Bespoke Floors, Oxted
🦕 Flooring so good, even the dinosaurs are coming back for it.