21/07/2026
Friend: "Waah! Artist entrepreneur? Toh paisa accha khasa aa raha hoga?"
Me: laughs in reinvestment
Friend: "Matlab?"
Me: opens bank app, shows balance
Friend: "Yeh toh...almost zero hai?"
Me: Smiling but crying inside
Friend: "Toh profit?"
Me: stares at 97 unsold earrings
Friend: "Matlab paisa nahi hai?"
Me: backs away slowly
Buy a pair. Kyunki creativity se pet (tummy) nahi bharta. 🥲
