29/09/2020
Hello Dear Clients and Friends,
Erm i thought i had done this posting 2 weeks ago but i now realized that i dreamt it and didnt actually send it. Well 2 weeks ago, i was....and still am....excited beyond measures to present ‘Fine Prints’ - a glorious and very large Exhibition & Sale at the Lobby of the Grand Hotel, the Eastern & Oriental (E&O) in Penang from the 12th September 2020 - November sometime. A overabundance of Prints (engravings, etchings, aquatints, lithographs etc) from the 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th and 20th century. Although one local guy came up to me and ask ‘this one all fotostet is it’...Anyway, hundreds and hundreds of framed and unframed works, exciting exciting, all for sale. Of course....naturally...some of you will say ‘ugh is this the right time to do this, we will come back with a print and covid 19..!
No no no. No. Of course its the right time. I know because of what i do before i decide to set up any exhibition. First of all i take out a piece of paper, then i write down all the segments of population that DO NOT buy from me. And here is the list of those that do not buy from me -
(1) My Clients
(2) My Family
(3) My Friends
(4) Anyone born and raised in Penang
(5) Chindian people
- But this is not because chindian people dont want to, its because they are so busy fielding questions about their parentage. Barrage of questions. You know why, because its actually very very taboo. I dont even know why no one talks about it, a Chinese and an Indian mating. I lie awake at night thinking about it, how taboo. And secretive. Should be frowned upon. Gone on for as long as i remember, but years later, its still taboo because there has not ever been Chindian p**n made...and thats why. Did you know this. Dont have. मत करो / 没有. In*******al is no biggie now because there was p**n made at a point, it broke all the misconception, so its nothing now. Not even if both are fat. But no one, no one, has ever seen a Chindian p**n, not even a Chinese and an Indian kiss even. Even if you say it slowly, chineseeeee and indiannnnnnn matingggg, it will give you goosebumps, i have goosebumps all over. Such is the level of taboo. My goodness, and no one talks about it. The Government pretends like its normal. And the Temples, Churches, Mosque, they hide this secret. You know, the Chindian is unique to Malaysia only....and when they mate the female also takes 9 months before she gives birth. Its like that flower Rafflesia, thats also unique to Malaysia and takes 9 months to give birth. So anyway....thats why they dont buy from me, they are busy.
(6) Anyone that has ever bought one thing from me.
So there i have my list. Then i calculate that is 30% of Malaysia’s population. Which is 33 million people. 30% of that is 9 million people. 9 million potential customers! 9 million people. And what do you think i should do, just sit at home and play with my cat! No no no. No. I must do a wonderful exhibition and sale like no other. And because of the venue it is being held at, you are in for a treat....it truly looks marvellous. You would need to bite yourself to believe its by me, who is known for tack. We have early prints from Alain Manesson-Mallet, a former Musketeer who became a glorified Cartographer - his early views of India, Siam, Egypt, and a nice one in the brochure, coral picking in Asia, and so on, we have truly wonderful Catholic prints, and i am showing both, from the 1599 ones to the 2018 ones, portraits of Theologist and portraits of Popes, framed in gold no less, rare copperplate engravings by Hebrew Bibles done by Jewish printers in secret in Frankfurt in the 17th century, we have copious amount of early wood engravings of South East Asia that were printed in publications like the London Illustrated News in the 1800s, so early that they were before photos were even considered a medium for printed words in the newspapers etc, works published during Colonial rule in Asia ie British Burma, Cochin China, early views of Laos, portraits of Kings with their various wives, most were the first time its ever been printed for public, and etc etc, we have lots of interesting maps, even local ones, Siam States of Malaya etc, colonial era maps, maps in Latin, military maps etc, we have hundreds of early exploration and discovery engravings, native world views of South America, early views of the Amazon amongst others, animal engravings, monkeys, gibbons, chimpanzees, we have beautiful European, Greek, Italian engravings from the 18th century onwards, from famous publications, wonderful procession scenes, we have Royal portraits, scarce scarce Military Tactics, and...and a huge selection of truly beautiful Orientalist works, and im keeping this un-framed but mounted only so its very affordable, early works on the Muslim Mediterranean, lots of original engravings and aquatints by famous people like Luigi Mayer, who was hired by Sir Robert Ainslie, who had taken up the position of ambassador to the Ottoman Porte for the British Empire in the 18th century, and Mayer was asked to work on some of the most beautiful and first views in colour, of Istanbul, and the Bosphorus, and Damascus in Syria, glorious scenes of Palestine, highly collectible works in entire series by Thomas Allom amongst others, engravings of early Morocco, Alexandria, Cathargo, etc and you know, these were all once such special works, such special work, because this is all all there was at that time, it was all before there was a camera and people could rely on photography to imagine what another country looks like. So a truly exciting sale. Most of them ive never put up for sale before, all hidden in cabinets and boxes in the shop. The ‘Fine Prints’ exhibit and sale will be on for a couple of months, and the un-framed mounted works mentioned above starts from RM350 so be quick, because they will go. Yes granted, my fault i am 2 weeks late in informing you, i know, so do forgive me. For now, here are the photographs of the exhibition. I am also including in this posting the Catalogues for ALL the works,in 4 parts, links to pdf below. If you have trouble opening the file, i can send very quickly through whatsapp just text Catalogues please. Prices stated are prices at the exhibition, for discounts just call me and butter me up 😘. The Asian wood engravings at RM850 for the framed ones are fixed price. And so are the mounted ones at around RM400. To see all the works framed up and what you will get just refer to the exhibition photos in glorious technicolour. Enjoy enjoy. Oh....and all the objects you see there are also for sale. The props alongside it. The magnificent marbles and the bronzes and the plasters, and the alabasters and the urns and the bust and the statues, even that 4ft long sublime Bronze Panther and the 10ft ethnic standing figure. The objects alone are so wonderful. And all the Books are for sale. The Books. They are prop here, and i never put them up for sale in the shop before this, but here, they are all for sale. Objects and books i will do a catalogue too give me few days i will upload here. And maybe another Catalogue of unframed prints as bonus ok. So there, you go and you celebrate that you have no covid 19. Open daily, till very late into the evenings. Call me if anything (017-6125634). You will never see me there. Can you imagine, some white person comes to me and ask me ‘erm whats the difference between an aquatint and engraving’. Can you imagine..i dont bloody hell know....
im a malay....so i will never go....
Thank You for Reading.
And 🤭🤭 oops, maybe now i think back, the portion about the Chindian came out wrong.....maybe......oops 🤭. But ive never had a Chindian client before...i always wonder...
Brochure:
https://u.pcloud.link/publink/show?code=XZ4KBJXZ0o4MsGm3JLjdaJCAaqX9qp19YOyy
Catalogue:
Part 1:
https://u.pcloud.link/publink/show?code=XZeqBJXZd40zOTo63EfHGhU2R6sMVHQp1Fqy
Part 2:
https://u.pcloud.link/publink/show?code=XZOqBJXZcKQmExDTgDJIqwmh52WsdJhXVr7y
Part 3:
https://u.pcloud.link/publink/show?code=XZptBJXZQRu57yDdMSHSvGDFWV1U1VzzgVJy
Part 4:
https://u.pcloud.link/publink/show?code=XZTtBJXZJA1o559Ilouaq0cs0Apz6FADsrOy