12/08/2025
SATURDAY 12/13/25 ONLY
Get 25% off any hand-stitched piece at the All The Creatures event this weekend!
If you’ve had your eye on one of our snarky stitches as a gift this Christmas (for yourself or a loved one, we won’t ask), stop by the All the Creatures Alternative Holiday Market at from 2-7pm Saturday, 12/13.
And if you’re thinking to yourself “Nah, I’ll just buy it on Etsy” you can f*ck right over there and pay the already outrageous surcharge price WITHOUT a 25% discount OR you can stop by All The Creatures Market and get you a unique, hand-crafted gift surly to make (some) grandmas cringe at a fraction of that price.
Now, it should go without saying that this is directed to all those local people who CAN and SHOULD show up Saturday. But let me spell it out for you if you haven’t caught on yet: if you wanna buy some sh*tty plastic bullsh*t from Amazon or pay out the a*z on Etsy be my guest.
But if you want to be that person who gives the best f*cking present that everyone is going to fight over at your White Elephant party then I’ll see you Saturday.
