05/29/2026
This dealership is completely out of its damn mind. 💀
I was just trying to kill time while my car was getting serviced, walked around looking at the 2026s, and immediately understood why nobody was buying anything.
These prices are straight-up comedy.
Dealers really out here acting like every car on the lot is a rare collector’s item personally blessed by God himself. 😭
The amount of markup and random bu****it fees slapped onto these things is insane. At some point it stops being “market pricing” and turns into:
“Let’s see how stupid we think customers are.”
And then six months later they’ll still be sitting on the same inventory wondering why the lot looks abandoned.