09/02/2026
Shenanagins of a scarecrow....
I had a dentist appointment today and I had to rush home to get myself ready for my new cap! Yay!!! Phyl was waiting for me sitting on the counter humming away, swinging his feet back and forth.
"Whatcha doing Phyl?"
"Well I am going to the dentist today with you mom. I have a pain right here in my tooth."
"Uhhhh Phyl you don't have teeth."
"I certainly do, your just getting old and you need your glasses to see them."
I had no energy to argue so I brought Phyl along for the ride. This guy is bougie, I mean look at his outfit, all dressed in his Sunday best. He wouldn't go out in the rain!!!! "Im going to get wet and my hair will curl." Out came the umbrella.
As we waited in the waiting room at Dr. Ward's Office Phyl made some friends with the two gentlemen. "You know my mom called me bougie. Do you think I am?" the men laughed and complemented him on his matching hat and s**t. "Ya, your a little bougie fella!!!"
Phyl didn't want to go first because he was to nervous. He decided to watch what they were doing to me. He had so many questions we needed to tell him to be quiet because he was distracting the dentist. When it was his turn he wouldn't get off the table. Dr. Bruno had to carry him to the dentist chair. Of course he fell in love and just kept smiling at her. He wouldn't tell her exactly and he was being a little difficult so she had to get Dr. Ward to come help her. Noone can trick up this sister duo. Once he saw the big guns come in he settled right down.
"No cavity Phyl. U sure your having pain?"
"No, I just wanted to see what the dentist was all about!"
What a little s**t! He sat at the checkout waiting for his bill and they said it was on the house. Thank god because I can only imagine what this bill would cost!
A special thank you to Dr. Bruno and Dr. Ward for playing along with me. You were the best!
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