09/04/2026
Someone said go into ChatGPT and ask for an unhinged bio of yourself.
This is for Fun...I know some don't like AI.
This perfectly sums me up pretty well!
πΏπ¦ Daria: CEO of βMove It Slightly to the Left.β π¦πΏ
Professional crafter. Plant enabler. Vendor-event survivor. Buffalo Bills enthusiast. Proudly Polish. π΅π±β€οΈπ
Owner of Creative Butterflies, where apparently my job description includes making things, selling things, growing things, rearranging things, and staring at a design for 45 minutes before announcing:
βOkayβ¦I love it. BUTβ¦can we move the butterfly over a little?β π
I have enough craft supplies to open a small Michaels, enough plants to require their own census, and enough ideas in my head to ensure I will never experience boredom again.
My hobbies include:
π± Buying plants I absolutely have room for.
π¦ Putting butterflies on things that previously had an unacceptable lack of butterflies.
π Treating Buffalo football as a personality trait.
π΅π± Adding pierogi and Polish flair whenever humanly possible.
π¨ Starting βone quick craft.β
βοΈ Owning supplies for crafts I haven't discovered yet.
ποΈ Setting up vendor booths like I'm opening a flagship store in Manhattan.
π€¨ Moving something 1/4 inch and declaring the entire design MUCH BETTER.
Fueled by creativity, questionable amounts of craft supplies, Buffalo pride, pierogi, and the unwavering belief that YES, IT NEEDS ANOTHER BUTTERFLY.
Basically, I'm one Cricut project away from either becoming a millionaire or completely losing control of my house.
There is no in-between. π¦πΏπ