RestlessRhino

05/16/2026

Thank you to Rachel from Thrive therapy center for having faith in me enough to place an order.

I’m officially naming these: jerky pearls

05/15/2026

Mark XI.1 update for all you fine folks with dreams of meat candy greatness 😎🦏🔥

Current field report: testing the SweetHeat glass-stage theory. Partial dehydration + sauce deployment + further dehydration.

05/13/2026

Mark XI (11) has officially started production. Feel free to follow along with the production process. If you really get curious, feel free to place an order as well. Drop a comment or DM me directly after your taste buds betray you 🦏🔥🍖🌶️⚡️😋🤤😮‍💨

05/07/2026

05/07/2026

Mark ‘X’ marks the spot

DM for orders or message me directly at 316–3 90–4847

04/29/2026

Mark IX: care package inbound

04/29/2026

RestlessRhino SweetHeat Meat Treat 🔥

Batch #2 is LIVE (Mark IX.2)
Sticky. Sweet. Heat that builds and stays.

This one came out tacky-glazed and dialed IN—perfect chew with that signature SweetHeat finish.

⚠️ Limited batch – first come, first served

💥 Standard pack:
~1.5 lb stir-fry cut for $20+ shipping costs

📩 DM me, comment below, or text 316-390-4847 to lock yours in

04/27/2026

Batch #1 ready to ship. Batch #2 in the dehydrator

316-390-4847 message me with any interest

04/27/2026

Even if you’re not tapped into this batch…

just know something changed.

I had to physically stop myself from eating the entire tray just to get a clean read on it.

Sweet up front…

…but give it a minute.

Mark IX hits different.

As always: place any orders here, in the comments, or message me directly at 316-390-4847