None Of This Is Cake

None Of This Is Cake Non-edible artworks by cake artist Kristi Caccippio. Stained Glass & Watercolor

New Fly Amanita Mushroom plant stake design! I'll have a few of these at my next market  for the Garden Party Plant and ...
05/14/2026

New Fly Amanita Mushroom plant stake design! I'll have a few of these at my next market for the Garden Party Plant and Artisan Market on May 31st!
If you're interested in learning how to make your own, this will be one of the classes I'm teaching next quarter! Keep your eyes peeled for the sign up link in the next few weeks!

Tickets for my June Suncatcher Mosaic class  are LIVE and these designs are some of my favorite yet! You guys know the d...
05/12/2026

Tickets for my June Suncatcher Mosaic class are LIVE and these designs are some of my favorite yet! You guys know the drill! Tickets are available on the Skeleton Key Brewery website under the "Classes" tab!
PRO TIPS:
➡️Get your ticket(s) ASAP! Do NOT wait to purchase because they sell out!
➡️Taking the class with a group? Buy all the tickets at once! Every. Single. Time we have people say their friends or family will be attending the class and they didn't get their ticket in time, and can we please just add one more person. We're sorry, but we can't! There is literally no room!
➡️Come to class about 10-15 minutes early so you can get checked in for class at the bar and grab a refreshment before class starts!
➡️I know it's starting to be really nice outside, but please don't forget to wear pants and closed toed shoes to class for safety reasons ❤️

As with all my mosaic classes, know that you are supporting not one, but three local businesses/artists ❤️

I can't get over how stunning this terrarium that .sowing.season created with some of my stained glass cacti and succule...
04/27/2026

I can't get over how stunning this terrarium that .sowing.season created with some of my stained glass cacti and succulents 😍
If you've been thinking about getting some sparkly plants you can't kill, be sure to come by and see me this Sunday, May 3rd or on Saturday, May 9th! I will have a bunch of succulents and cacti in various sizes, colors, and designs! 🌵 ✨️

I've got a few really cool markets within the next few weeks, and I hope to see some of you there! I've been comically b...
04/18/2026

I've got a few really cool markets within the next few weeks, and I hope to see some of you there! I've been comically busy making new stuff and teaching, so I'm excited for a change of pace! If there's anything you'd like me to make sure I bring, let me know!

With the abundance of photo strip stained glass frames that have flooded social media (and my DMs) lately, I wanted to d...
04/15/2026

With the abundance of photo strip stained glass frames that have flooded social media (and my DMs) lately, I wanted to do something different that felt a bit more my style. This design is based on a vintage polaroid camera, and it's made with stringer, modeling clay, and glass. It's a wall hanging, and you can change the polaroid photo at any time without hassle. My new favorite frame? Yea, you could say that.
It must be noted that this design has lots of small and skinny pieces since it needed to be true to size for polaroids. I may change the design slightly because of that, and since the piece also has fused elements, I might try fusing some of the smaller/thinner pieces together so there are less of them to deal with when the time comes for foiling and soldering. This piece would have been incredibly tedious and annoying to grind had I not used my flat lap grinder from for all those straight edges and tiny pieces! It is truly the workhorse of my studio! (This isn't and ad for them, I just love their product and want to spread the word lol)
The last thing I want to note is that this piece is full of unavoidable hinge joints. I'm always about keeping my pieces structurally sound, and so it has a generous amount of copper restrip and wire embedded in the solder to hold it all together. ⬅️SWIPE to see some other angles on a white backdrop, what the back looks like, and my first attempt at the top half of the camera 🫠
Bonus: all these pictures of my Caccippio family 🥰

I've been working on a violet design this week and I think I like this one! It's made with a combination of glass from  ...
04/14/2026

I've been working on a violet design this week and I think I like this one! It's made with a combination of glass from and
I think it fits right in sitting in our patch of violets in our yard 🤗

I've been crazy busy lately with classes and market prepping, but I took a little break from those last week to bust out...
04/08/2026

I've been crazy busy lately with classes and market prepping, but I took a little break from those last week to bust out a custom suncatcher! This was a gift for someone who loves sharks, the ocean, and snakes! The shark pieces even have real snake shed pressed between two pieces of glass!

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Due to the predicted 6-10" of snow and an hour commute in normal conditions, I unfortunately backed out of the Phase Thr...
11/29/2025

Due to the predicted 6-10" of snow and an hour commute in normal conditions, I unfortunately backed out of the Phase Three Winterhaus Market today. What does that mean for you?! A massive website update! I'm all done adding everything, so be sure to check it out! As an added bonus, I have freebies to add to any glass order placed on my site this weekend!

I'm still not done making ornaments for the year, but looking at these photos and clips makes me so happy! I've put a to...
11/25/2025

I'm still not done making ornaments for the year, but looking at these photos and clips makes me so happy! I've put a ton of work into these and I hope you all love them!

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