07/20/2023
Today I ran across the word "wonderful" in the paper which triggered a memory that still makes me laugh. When I was aboard the U.S.S. Hancock CVA-19 in 1968, we stopped in the port of Hong Kong. We did not dock but anchored out in the bay and took launches to the island and also the mainland of China. Things were a lot different then. You could still get a silk suit for about $80 which I did, bought everyone in my family a Christmas present, hiked across the hill on Hong Kong island and generally had a great time.
When we got back out to sea, the buyer of our ship's store evidently had gone shopping too. He set out three huge boxes of Hong Kong watches. The first one had watches for 25 cents. The second box had watches for a half dollar and the third box of watches were 75 cents each. On the dial was the brand name, "Wonderful." Guys were buying four, five and six watches and wearing them all on the same arm, having loads of fun seeing how well they kept time with each other. One guy managed to have six watches synchronized for a day or more, showing everyone how all six second hands were in perfect harmony hitting the top of the minute all at the same time.
Usually choosing the middle path, I bought a fifty cent watch and began to notice that it too was keeping perfect time. This went on for several days and I began to think that the manufacturer must have made thousands of these Wonderful watches but only sold the ones that kept perfect time. Thinking I should buy a few more for my family, I returned to the ship's store only to find that they had sold out of every watch, several thousand more than the 3200 sailors that were on the ship.
Day after day that watch kept perfect time. It was a wind-up, with no automatic winder which made its performance even more amazing (and Wonderful). One day I was cleaning a spot on a wing of an A4-Skyhawk with some MEK (methylethylketone). I splashed some by accident on my Wonderful watch and Zaaaaap! The crystal turned completely opaque. I could no longer read my Wonderful watch! It was still running but I could not see through its wonderful cheap plastic crystal to see the Wonderful face.
All good things come to an end so I pealed off my fifty cent watch and sent it to the bottom of the South China Sea. Still, I marvel at the precision of that Wonderful watch and wondered what the Chinese would make next.