Battle Buddies

06/03/2026

JUST ARRIVED!

05/03/2026

The rare plushie pillow Eugene the M16 is currently undergoing lab testing with Amazon because their hipster censorship engines has flagged it. If you have this plushie, you're lucky!

05/02/2026

Seymour the Claymore plushie pillow on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Battle-BuddiesTM-Claymore-Friendliest-Anti-Personnel/dp/B0FPT5VZRP/

04/12/2026

The poem. 🤡☠️

04/10/2026

LIMITED SUPPLY!

Introducing Seymour the Claymore, your adorable, curiously square-shaped cuddle buddy mine. With his big happy face and the infamous words “Front Toward Friend” stitched across his chest, Seymour the Claymore proves that even legendary explosives can be irresistible pals. Couple with his Battle ...

04/10/2026

Battle Buddies, in the mail! Go Penny! 🕺

12/24/2024

What a handsome elf.

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