02/07/2026
From Paint Fixatio, LLC
⚠️ PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING! ⚠️
POTENTIAL DANGERS OF FURNITURE PAINTING
In a press release today, the National Institute Of Public Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in FURNITURE PAINTING craft/transfers/chalk paint supplies. This substance has been linked with the following symptoms in humans:
Symptoms associated:
* Reluctance to cook
* Reluctance to perform housework
* Reluctance to work, except in support of painting furniture
* Physical craving for free time to paint
*Nonsensical muttering of design chosen
*Unwaivering impulse to purchase paint, transfers & brushes
*Inability to recognize paint brushes from well.....more paint brushes
Beware!!! If you come in contact with a human affected by furniture painting, then be prepared to talk about designs, paint & brush options on end even though no one has asked.
This has been a public service announcement...Scientists who discovered the dangerous substance, said... "furniture painting addiction is real!!! The purchasing of paint & brushes can be expensive, addictive, & may impair the ability to use common sense".
I need locking up... for uncontrollable laughing 🙃🤣