01/17/2023
People ask why I haven't been stripping lately. Well...have you ever seen a guy strip in the winter? It's never as impressive, especially if you expect him to finish when it's cold out. I do make exceptions, and here is one of them: BP John nightstand (legendary defunct PDX manufacturer based in John's Landing) circa 1955. This solid maple piece had been sorely neglected; I used pigmented grey stain for a weathered vibe, and I didn't like the look of the back, so I removed it and cut out the middle to create a more streamlined appearance. I reattached the remaining pieces and customized them which is something I've been wanting to try (I'm a w***e-able artist, but the lettering came out pretty well). Finishing touches are a hidden drawer compartment, a touch-activated shelf light, and a smartphone charging port, meaning that the new owner can simultaneously and conveniently conceal a handgun, see which book is on the shelf if the room is dark AND stream episodes of Kenan & Kel without worrying about their IPhone battery: it's all about creature comforts nowadays people!