07/10/2025
Dave's Maine Cafe
🦞 Tariffs? Ayuh, they’re about as reliable as a weatherman on edibles.
One day they’re on, next day they’re off, and by Friday someone’s blaming Canada.
Meanwhile at Dave’s, we don’t do economic whiplash—just lobster, booze, and gratitude.
🚨 $18 Lobster Rolls — cheaper than a gallon of bait and way less slimy.
🪓 $36 Mainah’s Revenge — HALF A POUND of cold-water vengeance.
🍋 $6 Blueberry Lemonade Cocktails — like liquid Xanax, but with a citrus twist.
And shoutout to the men and women luggin’ traps at 4am so you can dunk butter without gettin’ wet.
Hard life. Honest work. Real Mainahs.
📍 No tariffs. No fine print. Just crustacean therapy, Thursday-style.