06/01/2026
Feeling the Pinch
The next time you’re in the neighborhood, feel free to snip a sprig of mint growing under the front window. I have three varieties of peppermint (including chocolate) thriving and spreading like… well, like mint.
Or you could casually brush your hand over the tops as you round the corner, releasing fragrant mentholated oils into the air while you breathe in that refreshing aroma and immerse yourself in the exhilarating sensation of a cool mountain breeze flowing through your snowy white beard—playfully swirling beneath your billowing kilt… 😳 ~ Gonna be a long week.