Alanna Noel

Alanna Noel Nothing unusual. Just recipes. Writer, producer, and host of Recipe for Crazy.

05/31/2026

Where’s the pickle ball tournaments? Genuinely.

Dipping my toe into dating again 😮‍💨 and it requires a LITTLE breadcrumbs. Kinda like meatballs. Why can’t dating be like spaghetti and meatballs?!

05/24/2026

In 2023 two men left a mark….a skid mark. It’s crazy work to poo in a woman’s home you’ve only ever seen fully clothed. Instead of telling the story, here is the text exchange with my friend via song. Plus the Chocolate Covered Strawberry Galette recipe below.

Easy Chocolate Covered Strawberry Galette with a chocolate ganache. A solid dessert. Not as solid as what this man was doing in my restroom.


INGREDIENTS
Puff Pastry
vanilla ice cream
1 egg

MACERATED STRAWBERRIES
2 ½ cups strawberries, hulled and sliced in half
3 tbsp granulated sugar
1 tbsp vanilla extract or paste
2 tsp cornstarch
½ cup milk chocolate chips

CHOCOLATE GANACHE
8 oz 60% semisweet
Small handful of milk chocolate chips �1 cup heavy whipping cream

INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 365 F
Prepare baking sheet with baking sheet.

MACERATE THE STRAWBERRIES
In bowl, add strawberries, sugar, and vanilla. Stir to combine and allow sugar to dissolve and fruit soften.
Drain syrup (important!) �Sprinkle cornstarch over strawberries. mix. Add chocolate chips. Place in fridge until ready to use.

GALETTE
Spread pie crust out onto your prepared baking sheet. �Sprinkle strawberry/chocolate mixture in the center of l pie dough, pat it down a bit, leave a 2-inch border of pie dough. �Fold birder over the mixture. The center of the galette should remain open with fruit exposed. Brush edges with egg and sprinkle with sugar.�Place in the oven. bake until edges of the galette are golden brown, about 25-30 min.�Remove galette from oven. allow to cool, about 5 min. Slice and serve with vanilla ice cream and ganache if desired.

CHOCOLATE GANACHE
As galette bakes, pour cream into small saucepan and heat over medium/low until cream comes to a simmer.
Remove from heat, break up chocolate and add the chips.
Whisk gently until chocolate and cream are completely melted and smooth. Try not to whisk too vigorously to avoid air bubbles.
If ganache is too thin, let it sit for several minutes before using. Drizzle on top of your galette.
Enjoy!

05/17/2026

Help. I’m on a date with a gay man 🫪

05/14/2026

Turned my heartbreak into a country r&b song bc I CANT EAT. I CANT COOK. I’m sick over this. I think I messed this one up forever. He used to ask why I never made a video on him. NOW HERE IS YOUR VIDEO 😭😭 turned my pain into a song. You’ll understand at the end.

05/12/2026

Shakshuka! I AM TELLING YOU, this is not a recipe you want to miss. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, WHATEVER. I could eat this every day. Quite possibly could be the best thing i’ve ever made. Also… if you are a single man dating on Bumble… don’t link your spotify if you have something to hide.

05/12/2026

snitches get kisses... apparently bc in Netflix's documentary "should I marry a murderer" she did. Anyway. This is a Cauliflower Vegan Pasta... more or less. l'Il spare you of the recipe. Unless you want it. (Doubtful)

05/12/2026

I was craving peas. Which was strange because I don’t like peas. But then I remembered I taste things I don’t like all the time. So I made this creamy pea pasta and it was actually delicious.

05/12/2026

Just something he does for fun. Creamy white mushroom stuffed shells and a cautionary tale on dating. Full recipe below.


INGREDIENTS
1 stick salted butter
3 cups shiitake mushrooms, sliced
2 teaspoons dried thyme
4 cloves of garlic, chopped
2 teaspoons fresh or dried basil
2 teaspoons dried oregano
Salt & pepper �1/4 cup flour
2 cups whole milk
1 cup dry white wine
1 cup chicken broth
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
3/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
1 pound jumbo pasta shells
2 cups whole milk ricotta cheese
2 cups shredded provolone
2 (10 ounce packages) frozen spinach, thawed and drained

INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 350° F.
Grease a 9×13 inch pan.
Melt 2 tablespoons butter in a medium pot. Add mushrooms. Cook undisturbed for 5 minutes or until golden. Add thyme, and salt and pepper. Cook 4-5 minutes, until fragrant. Remove the mushrooms from the skillet.
Using the same skillet, add the reaming butter, garlic, basil, oregano, and cook 30 seconds or until fragrant. Whisk in the flour and cook for about 1 minute. Add the wine, chicken stock, then the milk. Bring to a boil and stir for 1 minute. Remove from heat and stir in 1/2 cup mozzarella cheese and 1/2 cup of parmesan cheese. Stir until the cheese is fully melted and the sauce is smooth. Set the cheese sauce aside.
Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over high heat and boil the pasta until al dente according to package directions.
In a bowl combine the ricotta, provolone, and spinach.
Spread 1/3 of the cheese sauce in the bottom of baking dish. Work with one pasta shell at a time, spoon 1 tablespoon of the ricotta mix into each shell, placing the filled shell into the baking dish as you go. Sprinkle over 1/2 cup mozzarella, pour the remaining cheese sauce over top. Top with a 1/4 cup of parmesan and then the mushrooms. Cover and bake 25 minutes or until the top has bubbled up. Remove the foil and bake another 15-20 minutes. Serve with fresh thyme.

05/11/2026

Idk maybe they were good ppl.
I made cherry frosting to not let the paranoia creep in. I live alone so need to pre rinse the clean dishes 🙏

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