The Fake Farmers Wife

05/21/2026

📖 Verse of the Day 📖
“An excellent wife who can find?
She is far more precious than jewels.”
-Proverbs 31:10 ESV

I know none of us are perfect, but I truly strive to be a Proverbs 31 woman. Faithful in the little things, loving my family well, working with willing hands, and keeping God at the center of it all. Some days that looks beautiful and put together, and some days it looks like messy hair, chores undone, and simply showing up with a faithful heart anyway.
I’m thankful that being a godly woman isn’t about perfection. It’s about surrender, grace, and daily choosing to walk with Him. I pray my home feels peaceful, my words stay kind, and my life points back to Jesus in everything I do.

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Lord, help me to be a woman of strength, wisdom, and kindness. Teach me to serve my family with joy, work faithfully, and trust You in every season. Let my heart reflect Your love more than anything outward ever could. Help me honor You in the quiet everyday moments and become the woman You’ve called me to be. Amen.

05/17/2026

05/14/2026

There is just something so special about small towns supporting small businesses 🐝🤍

I’m so excited that Locust Bloomin Acres is carrying some of my “The Fake Farmers Wife” goodies in their Bloom Room! 🌿 You can grab my goat’s milk soaps, bee balm, and some of our delicious local honey while you’re there.

If you’ve never been out to Locust Bloomin Acres, it is such a sweet little spot — and the perfect place to pick up a thoughtful gift 🌸

Thank you so much to Locust Bloomin Acres for supporting local makers like me. It truly means the world! 🫶

Go show them some love!
📍Delavan, IL

05/02/2026

🇺🇸 Freedom Harvest 🇺🇸

In honor of America’s 250th birthday, I created something that feels just as timeless.

Freedom Harvest is a woodsy citrus blend —
bright and fresh with a warm, grounded finish.
It’s the scent of open air, hard work, and the freedom to live simply.

Each bar is handcrafted with my 100% goat milk & tallow base — made to be nourishing, long-lasting, and true to my roots.

Simple ingredients. Honest work. The way it should be.

“Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord…” – Psalm 33:12 🤍

Available 6/13/26🇺🇸
Limited supply
Message me to claim yours

04/28/2026

Meet Jolene 🤍

She’s been resting in the back of my fridge for a couple of months, taking a little break. Today, I pulled her out, cleaned her up, and gave her a good feeding.

She’s already looking better—and I know she’ll be even happier (and bubblier!) as the day goes on.

I’ll drop an updated picture in the comments later!

04/16/2026

It’s that time of the year!!! Dandelion Jelly! Cannot wait!!!!

04/05/2026

🌿 Easter Verse of the Day – John 11:25 (ESV)
“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live.”

✨ Reflection
Easter is the powerful reminder that death does not have the final word. Jesus does. When He rose from the grave, He didn’t just defeat death for Himself, but for all of us. This verse isn’t just a promise for eternity; it’s a promise for today. In every place that feels broken, weary, or hopeless, Jesus brings life. Because He lives, we have hope that is alive, active, and unshakable.

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Lord Jesus, thank You for the gift of new life through Your resurrection. Help me to walk in the hope and victory You have given me. When I feel weary or discouraged, remind me that You are the resurrection and the life. Fill my heart with joy, faith, and the assurance that You are always working for good. In Your name, amen.

03/16/2026

🍯 Honey & Hearth Goat Milk Soap 🧼

Made the old-fashioned way with simple, nourishing ingredients.

This handcrafted bar combines creamy goat milk and traditional beef tallow to create a rich, gentle soap with a beautiful creamy lather. Tallow has been used for generations in soapmaking because it makes a long-lasting, moisturizing bar that leaves skin feeling soft instead of dry.

Each batch is made in small quantities with care and patience — the way good soap has always been made.

🐐 Goat Milk
🥩 Traditional Tallow
🍯 Small Batch Handmade

If you’d like to try a bar from this batch, send me a message!

02/04/2026

01/09/2026

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There’s something sacred about feeding your family with the work of your own hands.

Wheat milled into flour.
Fresh lasagna noodles made from scratch.
Homegrown pork sausage and tomato sauce I canned myself.

This isn’t just dinner — it’s stewardship, provision, and gratitude lived out in the everyday.

Colossians 3:23 🍝🤍