09/02/2026
I participated in a trend using chatgpt which if you know me i hate AI anyways….. this is what chat said about me when I asked to write an unhinged bio about me. Why did chat ROAST ME
But really, my life is chaos and i love it
✨ 29. Married. Mom of two. Dog mom. Homeowner. Business owner. Professional overthinker. ✨
Currently running on caffeine, ✨delusion✨, and the audacity to think I can do 47 things at once.
I will turn literally anything into a business idea.
Have a candle? → New collection.
Smell something good? → New product.
Move into a house? → Suddenly I’m an interior designer.
Have an empty shelf? → Emergency cottagecore situation.
See a cute jar? → “I could sell something in this.”
I’m either reorganizing my entire life at 2 AM, creating a new scent, obsessing over my house decor, convincing myself I need another product line, or Googling something that absolutely did not need to be Googled.
I romanticize laundry. I have opinions about fragrance notes. I believe every room needs a candle. I will spend 45 minutes deciding between two shades of sage green.
Somehow I’m raising children, running a business, decorating a house, making approximately 900 plans for the future, and still finding time to ask, “Okay but what if we made a candle that smelled like this?”
✨ Cozy aesthetic, chaotic brain. ✨
🎀 10% organized
🕯️ 30% candles
☕ 20% caffeine
🤨 40% “wait… I have an idea”
Welcome to the beautiful disaster.