05/21/2026
Many of these are spot on! Especially #13 😂 I must admit though for #6 I have more IOD - Iron Orchid Designs transfers and inlays over stencils (although I do have a drawer just for those too!)
HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY IDENTIFY A FURNITURE ARTIST.
Although honestly… it’s not difficult.
1.We are a happy bunch.
2. Paint on their hands and completely unbothered by it.
3. A brush soaking in water since 2024.
4. Several pieces “waiting to be finished.”
5. Saying “trust the process” while internally panicking.
6. A cupboard full of stencils they “definitely needed.”
7. A deep love of old things… and I don’t mean Marty.
8. An inability to throw anything away “just in case.”
9. The only person at the party desperate to discuss paint colours.
10. They have openly admitted to dipping their paintbrush in their tea and still drinking it. Worse still… I once drank the paint water. I was extra thirsty.
11. Running to the loo because they needed a p*e three hours ago, but were too hyper-focused and in their happy place to notice.
12. Not particularly wealthy… but ridiculously happy.
13. Photographing random textures, doors, tiles, and p*eling walls “for inspiration”… which will absolutely never be used later.
14. Buying the same supplies twice because they forgot they already bought them.
15. Family and loved ones quietly fearing for their creative relative’s faculties.
16. Everything they own has paint on it. Even the “good clothes.”Who here has turned up to a special occasion wearing accidental Eau de Capri pink Chalk Paint?
Do you recognise yourself… or a creative friend? Which numbers?
What would you add to the list?
Made by Marley