06/19/2026
I went out to the studio this morning to prepare for the upcoming Sheep Mug Sale and discovered a scene of complete and utter chaos.
Glazes had been disturbed.
Containers were overturned.
Suspicious hoof prints may or may not have been observed.
And most alarming of all...
THE SHEEP MUGS ARE MISSING.
After a brief period of panic (and several cups of coffee), I contacted the Ewe Agency, the region's foremost specialists in wool-related crimes.
The case has now been assigned to Senior Investigator Wooliam Shearlock, who arrived on the scene and immediately declared the studio "highly suspicious."
According to Investigator Shearlock:
"We are pursuing several leads. At this time, we cannot rule out organized flock activity, excessive curiosity, or a coordinated attempt to gain unsupervised access to the glaze shelves."
The investigation is ongoing.
The missing sheep mugs are considered adorable but potentially mischievous.
Anyone with information regarding their whereabouts is encouraged to come forward immediately.
Updates will be provided as evidence is uncovered and suspects are identified.
Until then, please keep a close eye on your glazes.
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The Ewe Agency
Protecting artists from sheep-related incidents since... well, recently.